IMPORTANT INFO 
first off, exciting news. The group buys are still going to happen this week. I just need to know who's in and who's out. For our first big buy, folks that are into with the 70's and 80s style magazines need to reach out with how many copies they want and send payment.
For our second group buy that has been long awaited, we are ready if everyone is in! So I'll i'll also give this one one more day.


I NEED YOUR HELP!



I am still catching up on emails. Please do me a favor and label your emails like this:

If it's just a regular order for samples or something else, don't put anything in the subject line.
Please leave it blank.

If you need the menu link, just put in "
PICKLE" in the subject line.

If you want in to one of the group buys, put "
Groupie" in the subject line.

And if it is a urgent matter about a missing order or a screw up, "
2 hookers and an 8 ball" in the subject line. (joking on that last one but I will give you a free sample if you can name that band without cheating!!!) if you have an urgent issue, just put "
URGENT" in the subject line. This will help me prioritize and get through the emails a little bit quicker, so thank you for your help.
One final thing and then I'll get back to work, don't use vendor's real fucking names in public chat on Telegram. Period, and definitely don't do it on DBG.
I don't care if you use secret chat (preferably using snotes as well) and talk about vendors and share names and links but in public chat you have to code or mess up their names or use nicknames or whatever to disguise their identities.
FOR EXAMPLE There's a popular seller on DBG. Let's call him "
the little tree guy" when we are discussing him. Anybody that knows him knows who I am talking about.
My number one goal and priority has always been the safety of the customers that I serve and this is a big part of it. We need to keep our profile low and there are buzzwords that we need to not say as well as vendors names. I would prefer it if you use me as your vendor for everything. Obviously I don't have everything and I can't monopolize it lol and I believe in freedom of information. So I don't mind you sharing this stuff, but please just be smart about how you do it.



If I have to warn you more than once, you're booted from the tele group permanently, and I won't take orders from you again. This is for your safety, my safety, and the safety of the other vendors.



Speaking of we've also had some lurkers and scammers coming into the group. Please report them immediately and post to the scammer topic in the group screen shot what they say and their profile - fuck those guys! And we'll get them booted out immediately.

Sorry, that was long-winded but I worry about everyone's security. Plus I'll be damned if I have to get another new phone number to restart the telegram group if we are blacklisted!

Take care of yourself and each other!
Safe travels!
ML
(Also, I wasn't joking about the free sample. The first three people to get back to me about what band I was referring to I will send you a freebie of your choice! (To be shipped with your next order.) The line again "2 hookers and am 8 ball"
and don't post it and reply on here, DM me. Don't ruin it for the whole class.
And sorry for any typos, I'm still using this stupid voice to text.