What Are Some Of The Things That Annoy You?

[kittykat]

Hope you do not using silk sheets!!!! They are slippery enough...Just sayin

Hey you could make your own SLIP and SLIDE.....

 

[dp2327]

And with a little creative editing, the picture is complete heh heh heh

Did you hear the one about the nun..lol...

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[dp2327]

He doesn't need silk sheets. Once you bathe him in a finesse dip he's as soft as a babys ass ;-)

I picture it like being wrapped in the softest most luxurious blanket ever...damn now I have to take my mind down the frozen food section...

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[kittykat]

I picture it like being wrapped in the softest most luxurious blanket ever...damn now I have to take my mind down the frozen food section...

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Ah shit just hit the freezer.......

 

[dp2327]

My fortune just said: The world will look a little better with some love given by you! It's Kismet.

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[_X_]

Did you hear the one about the nun..lol...

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Hear it? Hell darlin I started it. Well it decended through the blood line anyway

 

[kittykat]

Has anyone ever played the game BULLSHIT?   Wanna play?

 

[kittykat]

Hey B.....Been mssin u girl..Hope all is well..

KK

P.SI see u hehe

 

[_X_]

Fucking Kangaroos

 

[Heisenberg / HNB]

HEISENBERG!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA.  I couldn't pass that one up.

 

[kittykat]

HAHA.  I couldn't pass that one up.

I heard you loud and clear...Wanna play the game Bullshit? hahaha

 

[99 Luftballons]

How bout Jewy and 99? Heck at least I would have a fun time. Would be nice to laugh and smile so much my face hurts! I remember vaguely what that was like....

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Last time Jewy and I took a lady out...I painted her toes and Jewy reviewed her finances from the previous year...WE OWNED THE GIRL!

 

[99 Luftballons]

That "DP" in your name may take on a whole new meaning.. /default_huh.png

H!!! "Disco Pony" is my fav safe word! Now everyone knows...you know how private I am!!

 

[Jewbacca]

Last time Jewy and I took a lady out...I painted her toes and Jewy reviewed her finances from the previous year...WE OWNED THE GIRL!

We're quite the value-added date duo. I mean, where else can a lady receive a hilarious evening out, a pedicure AND an extra grand or two from an amended tax return?!

 

[Guest]

I need one of those.

 

[dp2327]

Last time Jewy and I took a lady out...I painted her toes and Jewy reviewed her finances from the previous year...WE OWNED THE GIRL!

We'll I certainly could use a fresh coat of paint, but Jewy will have to give me some investment advice instead, or maybe show me how that penalty box works, but at any rate hey you guys will always be my Saturday guy crushes! Heck I might even spring for first class tickets, who knows?

 

[Guest]

Dates, that is. I KNOW I could be doing better on my taxes.

 

[Guest]

We'll I certainly could use a fresh coat of paint, but Jewy will have to give me some investment advice instead, or maybe show me how that penalty box works, but at any rate hey you guys will always be my Saturday guy crushes! Heck I might even spring for first class tickets, who knows?

When does a girl NOT want a fresh coat? Lol!

 

[Jewbacca]

We'll I certainly could use a fresh coat of paint, but Jewy will have to give me some investment advice instead, or maybe show me how that penalty box works, but at any rate hey you guys will always be my Saturday guy crushes! Heck I might even spring for first class tickets, who knows?

I just love a lady who pays attention to the finer details! /default_wink.png  And I must admit, penalty box liaisons aren't exactly unprecedented amongst hockey players, but I can't say that I've ever heard of one involving a nun! /default_biggrin.png

 

[Jewbacca]

Dates, that is. I KNOW I could be doing better on my taxes.

Call me anytime Cat. You KNOW I'll work that 1040 good and hard for ya! /default_laugh.png