Recent content by giantsquids

Thank you guys for the great reviews 🚀 DPP-26 is available now https://tinyurl.com/bdexdjjp

Just want to remind everyone to be extra careful. There have recently been a number of issues lately where scammers/hackers have been using the Saturn Calibration name to try and steal money. Saturn Calibration will never ask you to send payment to a crypto address that is NOT in the payment...

hahaha, thank you for the kind words. We weren’t going to go full-cult, but we have already started designing the flags and ceremonial mugs :cool:

🚀 and we're back! All orders made Mon-Wed will be dropped off this morning. Same-day order processing & shipping has resumed. Thank you guys for your patience, that was a much needed mini-vacation. New items coming soon. I will post here once available. You can view menu/place an order...

Hey guys, just a reminder about the cut-off time for orders today (to be processed/dropped off today). All orders after 2:00 PM ET / 11:00 AM PT today through Wednesday will NOT be processed and dropped off until Thursday 7/17. There may also be a short delay in response time for emails as...

CashApp is currently on hold as a payment method for P2P transactions, however you can still send BTC from cashapp that's not an issue. But like @bigblueallda said (& Saturn definitely prefers), if you're going to send BTC from CA please send to a cold wallet first before sending to Saturn. I...

Hey guys, just a couple announcements. First and foremost, thank you all so much for your continued kindness and support 🚀 A quick reminder: all products sold by Saturn Calibration are strictly not intended for human consumption. Any mention or insinuation of human consumption, whether during...

Not sure what you're talking about. Would you mind elaborating? Always happy to discuss, Lybbestre@proton.me

Samples are given once per customer on orders over $100 Also, unfortunately some people have been taking advantage of the 10% "new customer" discount by creating different names/emails but with the same address. Therefore Saturn Calibration is no longer offering 10% off to new customers...

ATTENTION It has come to our attention that someone has made a FAKE email address and has contacted some of you posing as me. This is exactly why Saturn Calibration does not accept orders via email. Please never place an order via email because I promise you it isn't Saturn Calibration. Also...

Saturn Calibration offers as low as 100 m g and Clobromazolam

We wanted to reward some of our more frequent customers. Any of you who have placed more than 5 orders with us please send us an email and we will send you a coupon for 50% off your next order. (up to $100 off) Thank you to all of you for your support 🚀

Thank you to everyone who participated in the giveaway 🚀😁 Congratulations to the winners of the free 1 g, you have been emailed the good news 🥳 We hope everyone had a great 4th! As promised there will be a future giveaway once our rilmaz lands! Stay tuned..:cool:

Aww, you'll get 'em next time!

Posting again since another new page. 4th of July Giveaway – with Saturn Calibration 🚀 Starting today, Tuesday July 2nd, we're kicking off a special giveaway to celebrate Independence Day The first 30 orders that order a g or more from now until July 4th will get a free 500 m g 💥 The code...