Man, this is an extreme reaction to a fairly benign situation.
It might be wise to examine why you chose to escalate this way instead of just course-correcting.
Getting this worked up over minor internet drama is not healthy.
From an outsider's point of view, it is EXTREMELY obvious that you are at fault here.
It would be far less costly in the long run for you to simply correct your own errors, as opposed to accusing every detractor of scamming/FUD.
@tiquanunderwood:
is coming over Tuesday night for dinner and I took my birthday off from work for the first time ever. Probably just resting that day.