Etodezitramide?

Who might have it available that ships to the US?

If anybody knows anyone I'd be grateful without bounds.

I live in the EU, so even the ones that dont send to the US are perfectly fine for me.

What isnt fine is those @ni@n f4rmers that only bother to send starting at many hundred EUR/$.

The one that bothers to send me a sample sell me a small issue first gets a large subscription as a result.

Hell I am even willing to buy the one that helps me to such a vendor a golden cup of coffee (if it all checks out).
If you dont believe me, get into contact with me and I'll explain the why and show that I'm serious.

Terrible, terrible situation that was the final straw that now really makes me hate this POS US president.
Fucking it up for the whole world because he is too stupid to run the country.
Doing absolutely nothing would be favoured by far!

edit: forgive me my ranting, but by now I've been searching for over a month already