Best excuse to have a package (mag) sent while visiting family?

Just get a PO box where ever your going for the shortest period of time possible you can get one like the day of if you have everything u need that is and it's worth the peace of mind and not having to sneak around
 
Without having to show them, or my partner, what im getting!?? Help pls
Excuse 1:
Ask them not to open the box because it's a birthday present for a friend that I ordered in advance.
Excuse 2:
Say it's a gift for a family member, so you don't want anyone to spoil the surprise.
Excuse 3:
Mention it's part of a secret exchange or event, and you're not supposed to reveal it yet.
Last Option:
Joke that the box is laced with poison that causes rashes if someone opens a package that isn't theirs.:ROFLMAO:

That’s all I’ve got. Now it’s your turn. Best of luck!
 
Hey all good excuses, I’ll take any other ideas anyone has bc i’m dying for a mag 🫩 something that’ll bypass my man
 
I’m such a pussy I might just say its for something medical for my pussy or something idk 😩 i’m a nervous girl i hate it
 
I’m such a pussy I might just say its for something medical for my pussy or something idk 😩 i’m a nervous girl i hate it
definitely an option, just get, or go buy something to show "you got it in the mail" (instead of mags obv) and deepfake that shit
 
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  1. A @ AnnaSofia: Thanks @Deepnorth !!
  2. Deepnorth @ Deepnorth: @AnnaSofia absolutely. Sometimes I cringe when I look at the shop box because I never knew what I’m going to see but I think you worded it very well.
  3. A @ AnnaSofia: I got cut off. .. be careful that it’s not some non-verified vend trying to swoop in and scam if u do post “who offers it.” Amd finally, I know I’m guilty but try to keep this stuff to DM’s or the forum threads instead of SB. Good luck Ronald!
  4. A @ AnnaSofia: whoever you guys are talking about I hope you have posted your experience in his thread so people know. I agree with Layne that a brand new vend is more likely to want to save the day. But also be careful
  5. RonaldDonald @ RonaldDonald: @st1ckyf1ng4z I wish I could man. I’m rural and new to town idk anyone.
  6. st1ckyf1ng4z @ st1ckyf1ng4z: Hit the b10cķ if you’re in a p!nch, depending on where you are located that book is not hard to find. @RonaldDonald
  7. L @ Layne_Cobain: @RonaldDonald post your question about anyone who can express 4 or overnight in the “who offers it” thread maybe get a hit from one of these new vendors with that on the menu there’s a good # of them now
  8. L @ Layne_Cobain: I know he talked such a good game with me when I emailed and in his thread @RonaldDonald and your right begging for ppl to leave good review but then ghosts everyone not a good look at all
  9. RonaldDonald @ RonaldDonald: @Layne_Cobain I have not :( and still nothing on ID. I’m freaking out and WDs are coming very soon. Idk why this dude cant just say something. I really trusted him, I could have/should have went with my regular. But no, homie was begging for good reviews and now he does some ghosting to new custees (3-4 of us) not good. ANYONE KNOW AN EXPRESS OR OVERNIGHT/2nd DAY with some #4
  10. Sakshi @ Sakshi: Finally got my lazy ass around to donating, whats crackin fam
  11. L @ Layne_Cobain: Hear anything @RonaldDonald ?
  12. RonaldDonald @ RonaldDonald: Really hoping this day gets better. Alllll I need is someone who respects peoples time, money and concerns. Why is that so hard for some people. I’m as respectful as I possibly can be until I can’t anymore. PLEASE just stick to your word vendors. I know I’m not the only one.
  13. MorfineOrfan @ MorfineOrfan: Monday, here we go again! Have a good start to your week everyone!
  14. cannedgoods @ cannedgoods: Have a great week ahead brothers and sisters!
  15. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Happy almost NFL sunday!
  16. P @ privateprez: Hope everyone's having a wonderful Sunday. Stay safe!
  17. GooseGirl999 @ GooseGirl999: Have a great weekend everyone <3
  18. J @ jkenferg: Can you please send me a new mm
  19. S Shotta609: @WestTex88 I got a place for gear, I been using it for over 10 years
  20. Swabbindex @ Swabbindex: Do any vendors sell high-dose THC edibles? Like 100 mg per candy?
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