SOM@500:
1/4: nightcap, euphoric, relaxing, sleep aid
1/2: pain relief, euphoria, pass out
500MG: Couch-locked!!! “What back spasms?!”
SIDE EFFECT: Uncontrollable sweating all day long
No other rel@xers work. None. Tylenol or Advil would be better than 99% of these prescribed muscle sugar...