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Look what wondered up to me this morning while I was having coffee...

Ok guys....I'm a lil scared but I will post a real pic of me... Some of you will get how funny this really is lol IF you don't believe that's the "real" me ask Cat or earl x2 :) oh and here is aintnouse...

My 1st wife looked like this version of Jodie...but with freckles :)

It can be...but fortunately being on the lake there is a constant breeze...the only saving grace.

My God Cat! You look just like Jody Foster!

OMFG!!! What a blast from the past...some very funny shite to be sure. "The Cuddler"....fits me well...lol by the way I know everyone was wondering what my "safe" word was... It's "Nancy Regan"

haha! So true! It would be hard to grow anything illegal as I am in the heart of Orlando, FL. I know it's hard to tell but not much seclusion. I love growing Hibiscus and Magnolia's. In the Spring the smell in my garden is hypnotic. I often sit in my garden late at night when the moon is...

I work from home so I make my own schedule. I have had my own garden since I was about 16yrs old. I love it. On the left of the 1st pic you will see my banana trees. Yummy!!! I eat salad everyday lol...It's a lot of work but I enjoy it and it helps my tan :) You should see the wild life on my...

for FUCK sake!!!! you girls should start post'n what you think the handsome devil looks like...lol

I always date girls 10 years younger than me ( both wives)...have most of my adult life but lately I have been attracted to women older than me. I think it's my desire to connect on a more soulful level. I never was a kid...I think that's why I joke around so much now...but I always got into...

@CatintheHat So give it it a shot post what you think PTFC looks like :) Also, why did you tell me earl x2 was super hot? I was having a hard time already...I can sense it through the screen...I kept telling myself 2earls was a Uber fat guy named earl that had to 2x it cause he was so fat...

My garden... My green house door... oh and my cat Lenny...sleeping in the guest bedroom.

Relax :) just do the exact opposite of what I do and you will be fine just like PTFC mentioned. If that doesn't work, buy a wife beater and wear it with your favorite pair of mandles. No bottoms. I find this to be enlightening....and above all...never take me serious. Seriously. Welcome!

Might be therapeutic to vent a bit about your ex... here is a pic of my ex....not sure why it didn't work out. I cam home from work and found her in the neighbor's backyard like this...

no whiskers here.... Alley = Oh...and this was me a as a baby....

@2earlsWell I will have you know (said in his best high school girl vernacular) I was in Love with CatintheHat when I was a mod and she just joined (she cast a spell on me)...but that doesn't explain my infatuation with some chick named earl x 2. LMFAO...my profile pic is Kevin Costner and I do...

My all time favorite beauty....