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FIELD Filthy, insatiable Elephant loves dildos TRUNK

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Hey C&P Liking your avatar! I imagine that's what most of us around here will look like when we're dead ; ) Welcome to DBG : ) ~P~

Hey Art! Yeah, I second and third what my learned friends above have stated!.. Benz0s are alright little and often and only in the extremely short term!.. In fact, my advice would be, if you can live your life without opening the Benz0 door, then do so!... They are not a viable option for long...

SHAVE Shaved hair aids vaginal entry MOIST

Def Leppard

This is what happens every time I change my bedding?!..

Rage against the Machine

DRINK Dreadful rectal insertion, nearly kills.... RHINO

Xzibit

Oops?! What is the penalty?.. I do hope it's a spanking! ; )

An excellent choice PTFC : ) Queens of the stone age

JUMPS Jilted unicorns makes people sad : ( FABLE

You never know what's around the corner fella?!.. Life has a funny way of kicking you in the nuts (a lot)?!.. But, sometimes it surprises you?!! Never give up, cause it only takes one good thing to tip the scales ; ) ~P~

I see Deperson's account has been closed, and although we didn't always see eye to eye? To say the least?!.. I do hope he manages to find the answers he seeks one day? And even though he may never see this? Deperson! I wish you good luck : ) ~P~

It was Allhoney that brought up latex 'man parts'?!.. She started it!! : )

Greetings fellow bat : )... You are very small and cute, you must be one of my offspring?.. ~P~

You do seem to have the worst luck Fella?!.. Hope some good luck comes round soon : ).. It seems as though you are due some?!.. ~P~

This annoyingly British Winter, that doesn't seem to be fucking off anytime soon!! **Brrrrrrrrrrrrr**