Been Observing From The Sidelines.

[Sparky]

I've spent many of hours thru the years reading post on this site. FB's got nothing on it. I probably need to continually go back and read the rules. Feel like I'm on pins and needles but do absolutely love the site. BTW this would be my first post.

 

[Raphael3289]

Welcome, you'll be alright bud! Just enjoy and make sure you read!

 

[99 Luftballons]

As Ralph says above "welcome" and relax you can't possibly be worse than me. No one is. SO enjoy and dont trust peeps offering you anything over PM unless you know them well. Like Shattered Solider for example; if he offers you dirty sex in a Motel 6 ( which he will I promise) DON'T DO IT. He will just leave you feeling empty inside and will eat ALL of your rice crispy treats.

 

[Jewbacca]

As Ralph says above "welcome" and relax you can't possibly be worse than me. No one is. SO enjoy and dont trust peeps offering you anything over PM unless you know them well. Like Shattered Solider for example; if he offers you dirty sex in a Motel 6 ( which he will I promise) DON'T DO IT. He will just leave you feeling empty inside and will eat ALL of your rice crispy treats.

And where was this piece of sage advice BEFORE I lost my wallet, Cohiba Dustados supply AND all of my crispy treats? And Soldier takes his marks to Motel 6?! The cheap bastard only treated me to two hours at The Stickit Inn.

 

[99 Luftballons]

Where has the SS been? Last post Jan 4th or something!?!

 

[Heisenberg / HNB]

Where has the SS been? Last post Jan 4th or something!?!

And Slammer?

 

[99 Luftballons]

And Slammer?

Looks like Slammer's last post was Jan1 wtf!?!

 

[99 Luftballons]

SS posted something at 430am. Im stalking him now

 

[Sandrine]

Hi. New. Posted a few. Liked your joke Luftballons.

 

[99 Luftballons]

Why ty you kindly...will you please pass me the nude colored bra to your left.I have an errand to run.

You will find me good for nothing except making you feel better about yourself.

welcome

end transmission.

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

As Ralph says above "welcome" and relax you can't possibly be worse than me. No one is. SO enjoy and dont trust peeps offering you anything over PM unless you know them well. Like Shattered Solider for example; if he offers you dirty sex in a Motel 6 ( which he will I promise) DON'T DO IT. He will just leave you feeling empty inside and will eat ALL of your rice crispy treats.

Wow, just found this thread, have I been gone that long? To any new member reading this, I have upgraded from the Motel 6 to the Super 7, please expect massive amounts of PM's to your mailboxes shortly. Read the disclaimer. You will in no way feel emotionally fulfilled by this experience and I'll probably end up stealing one of your kidneys. Rice Krispy treats scare away the dust monsters better than purple footballs, so bring plenty. Tha Solja gits a'scaird sumtize. Another part 99bouncyredthings didn't read: if you bring a panda bear costume, I will put it on and attack you like the vicious animals that they are. I can also degrade you in seven different lanquages, if you so desire.

And where was this piece of sage advice BEFORE I lost my wallet, Cohiba Dustados supply AND all of my crispy treats? And Soldier takes his marks to Motel 6?! The cheap bastard only treated me to two hours at The Stickit Inn.

First of all, I wanted it to be a very special night but the Motel 6 doesn't allow pets, ie dung flinging wookies. Secondly, your box of cohibas looked to me like a baby carriage and I only wished to escort it to the nearest microwave. Finally, the rice crispy treat thing again? I mean, don't you guys talk to each other? And seriously, I didn't see any dust monsters chewing on your eye sockets that night. You knew they were after me and still hid them in the wall safe (which you forgot to lock). BTW your Paypal dispute for the night was NOT appreciated at all. I mean, who else around here takes Paypal?

 

[Jewbacca]

First of all, I wanted it to be a very special night but the Motel 6 doesn't allow pets, ie dung flinging wookies. Secondly, your box of cohibas looked to me like a baby carriage and I only wished to escort it to the nearest microwave. Finally, the rice crispy treat thing again? I mean, don't you guys talk to each other? And seriously, I didn't see any dust monsters chewing on your eye sockets that night. You knew they were after me and still hid them in the wall safe (which you forgot to lock). BTW your Paypal dispute for the night was NOT appreciated at all. I mean, who else around here takes Paypal?

Hey, don't blame me! I think the desk clerk at the Motel Sex, errr, I mean Motel 6, just used that whole pet thing as an excuse. I think it was less the 7' 2" walking carpet and more the jabber jawing decomposed skull sitting on the front desk that wigged her out and sent us packing. Oh, and as for PayPal, that one's on them. I didn't dispute it, they flagged it internally for investigation. Maybe you should set your account up using a name other than "The Sodomizing Soldier"! :lol:

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Hey, don't blame me! I think the desk clerk at the Motel Sex, errr, I mean Motel 6, just used that whole pet thing as an excuse. I think it was less the 7' 2" walking carpet and more the jabber jawing decomposed skull sitting on the front desk that wigged her out and sent us packing. Oh, and as for PayPal, that one's on them. I didn't dispute it, they flagged it internally for investigation. Maybe you should set your account up using a name other than "The Sodomizing Soldier"! /default_laugh.png

Well, when you try to convert Imperial Credits to dollars via Paypal, who are clearly partial to Gene Roddenberry given their Romulan Takhse conversion bonuses and special offers, it throws up a huge red flag. So yeah, they're scrutinizing my account, freezing my funds, and withholding payments on my eBay sales of Novartis scented candles. On top of that, I'm getting poor reviews for situations beyond my desire to control. Luckily Roche pays out in Bitcoins which happens to be the most stable and reliable form of currency of the three. FG promised to start a thread regarding her experience to get the ball rolling for me, but you know how people can get sidetracked over mishaps and delays in "more important" matters. Alas, I'll have enough BTC's to buy my own shills soon and hopefully get some other famous skulls on board with me in my current venture such as "Eddie the Head" from Iron Maiden and "Vic Rattlehead" from Megadeth. So it will all soon be water under the bridge with us big guy and maybe I can give you a partial refund along with a few of my select "Certified Monster Free" Cohibas to make up for your loss. As for 99, he's just a needy little drama queen who loves to blow things out of proportion, I mean, nothing in the contract says, "I'll call you in the morning."

 

[Jewbacca]

As for 99, he's just a needy little drama queen who loves to blow things out of proportion, I mean, nothing in the contract says, "I'll call you in the morning."

No, I've never noticed any language to that affect. And to be honest, who would want such a thing? As I've told people many times, I have NEVER paid for "Boom Boom". I have, however, remitted quite a few payments for them to leave once I was done. Spooning, afterglow and morning after phone calls are for the spouse shopping crowd. Not Jewy's thing I'm afraid!