Best excuse to have a package (mag) sent while visiting family?

Just get a PO box where ever your going for the shortest period of time possible you can get one like the day of if you have everything u need that is and it's worth the peace of mind and not having to sneak around
 
Without having to show them, or my partner, what im getting!?? Help pls
Excuse 1:
Ask them not to open the box because it's a birthday present for a friend that I ordered in advance.
Excuse 2:
Say it's a gift for a family member, so you don't want anyone to spoil the surprise.
Excuse 3:
Mention it's part of a secret exchange or event, and you're not supposed to reveal it yet.
Last Option:
Joke that the box is laced with poison that causes rashes if someone opens a package that isn't theirs.:ROFLMAO:

That’s all I’ve got. Now it’s your turn. Best of luck!
 
Hey all good excuses, I’ll take any other ideas anyone has bc i’m dying for a mag 🫩 something that’ll bypass my man
 
I’m such a pussy I might just say its for something medical for my pussy or something idk 😩 i’m a nervous girl i hate it
 
I’m such a pussy I might just say its for something medical for my pussy or something idk 😩 i’m a nervous girl i hate it
definitely an option, just get, or go buy something to show "you got it in the mail" (instead of mags obv) and deepfake that shit
 
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