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The Shattered Soldier

The Shattered Soldier

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I noticed that a lot of vets and newbies alike don't have avatars. It is my mission to add color, no, fucking TECHNICOLOR to DBG, here is my first selection. Feel free to right click and save.

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I'd like a permanent one put on my left hip in real life.

How much?

About the size of an egg... preferably a flower or cooking utensil.

Slammer

 
Slammer said:
I'd like a permanent one put on my left hip in real life.

How much?

About the size of an egg... preferably a flower or cooking utensil.

Slammer
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The rose and spatula needed to be tied together

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for the sake of artistic integrity

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let's just put it out of our minds

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the unspeakable things she was willing to do with Jewy

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How could you work a turkey baster in there, Soldier?

That would cap it right off. Ready for Jewy's coffee table picture album.

Slammer

 
Boo Radley said:
Thanks SS for helping an ole fart with an avatar. I feel like one of the cool kids
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Finally, we can put a face to the name! Who knew there really was a "Boo Radley"? I always thought he was a made up name inspired by "Boo" the ghost on MarioKart.

Looking good Boo! Took us a few tries, but you finally got your Shattered Makeover!

Little did you know you were seconds from looking like this:

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Words on the street that the Soldier has a whole set of alien pics which are great for anybody out there looking for unique facial features.

Jewy?

Slammer

 
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