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Yes Happy Hippo is more expensive and I get the impression that the owner is kind of a D bag who likes to hear his own voice...but for the last  2.5 year I keep going back. Reasons why :1. Their K is consistently better that any others I’ve tried both online and head shop (I’ve tried dozens creeping up on hundreds of others and some are good most okay maybe 1-3 strains I’d choose over a hippo strain but nothing good enough to win me over. 2.Variety is awesome and rotating strains is important and they have a kick ass variety.  Any Jackwad who tells you the different names and strains are a bullshit way to scam you to get you in and pay more is full of shit. I’d Be Leary if they only offer 4 choices (red,white,green, and yellow) or just strains (Bali) (Malay) (Indo) (Meang Da) As someone who has tried all the vein colors in most of the popular strains from many vender. EVERY batch is different and will effect you differently it’s still pretty much a guessing game. But if you want a vender who openly and honestly talks about each new batch, takes the time to educate people just starting so they can have good first experiences, answers costumer concern letters quickly and make it right and finally who shelled out the time and money to make his facility safe and compliant enough to Earn these bitches   
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Happy Hippo and his boy puddles get to keep my loyalty as long as he keeps producing in my opinion some of the best of the best. 

And I love the chart showing all of their strains and what most users can expected  

 
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  1. MorfineOrfan @ MorfineOrfan: @nameofuser11 its not just 7/mgm/psuedo and sr, the dea has a huge list of compounds its banning with this ban. Odsmt is one, all the orphines and a ton more.
  2. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Lole onion sites?
  3. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: @eiffraffca what ya mean
  4. R @ Riffraffca: Has anyone used and markets on the Dark Web?
  5. st1ckyf1ng4z @ st1ckyf1ng4z: @nameofuser11 Lol, happens to the best of us my friend. I think plain leaf will remain pretty easy to access, and prices shouldn’t fluctuate too much. Read up on how to use btc if you don’t know already. It’s not rocket science :)
  6. nameofuser11 @ nameofuser11: I donated and I forgot how to get the password. I am a moron. Don't worry I have no plans on becoming a vendor with my stupidity
  7. nameofuser11 @ nameofuser11: @st1ckyf1ng4z you're right of course. But being able to purchase with a debit card on a clearnet site with quality labs and low prices will be gone.
  8. st1ckyf1ng4z @ st1ckyf1ng4z: Especially if they’re using mitragynine as the parent alk to make substitutes. I think it will affect plain leaf too at the very least it will not be as available as it’s been.
  9. st1ckyf1ng4z @ st1ckyf1ng4z: @MorfineOrfan @nameofuser11 That’s wild. But basic supply/demand tho, right? In my area all the leaf has been pulled off shelves,
  10. J @ j00ciiez: It sucks they're banning sr17. It seems to be a holy grail for many ppl.
  11. nameofuser11 @ nameofuser11: To clarify plain leaf kratom is not a part of this ban. Mitragynine might be fine. 7, psuedo,mgm15 and sr1708 are what are on the table to be banned most likely but hopefully just regulated.
  12. MorfineOrfan @ MorfineOrfan: @st1ckyf1ng4z and yes , there are already indole alkoloids with tweaked scaffolding ready to take the place of 7/mgm, all with mitragynine as their parent alkoloid. The game of wack a mole starts the minute 7 is officially banned. Its 2013 K2 all over
  13. st1ckyf1ng4z @ st1ckyf1ng4z: @MorfineOrfan Also, it’s just a matter of time before another alternative pops up on the market anyway….
  14. st1ckyf1ng4z @ st1ckyf1ng4z: @MorfineOrfan I couldn’t agree more, bro. It’s fucked up. I recognize prices will rise, but it will always be available…. Stock up now while you can at least if you’re preferred read is opiates. As an ex-fentanyl addict I won’t ever touch any of that shit again. I remember when I started to see 7oh pop up, I knew it was going to end like this but I can understand getting rid of 7oh/mgm-15/16. With that being said, they should leave plain leaf alone!
  15. MorfineOrfan @ MorfineOrfan: @st1ckyf1ng4z oh trust, i know that, im helping a pretty big vendor transition, to here and dnm , but prices are going to rise bc of risk. But availability is only part of this whole kratom alks situation. We have a serious problem with society. Last year alcohol killed 178,000 people, last year all other drugs combined killed 69,973 Out of those 38,084 were from opiate/opioids and out of those 0 were killed by 7oh. With these numbers we can see the problem with banning 7oh
  16. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Hell i remember when getting 25g of aphip was like 200$ or so
  17. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Dude wants $150 for 5g... I told him nahh doggy cmon.
  18. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Man im tryin to get this one kat to come off that apvp for 75$
  19. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Cant wait to get the apvp in
  20. token @ token: Afternoon everyone! Hope their day or night has been good!
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