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Yes Happy Hippo is more expensive and I get the impression that the owner is kind of a D bag who likes to hear his own voice...but for the last  2.5 year I keep going back. Reasons why :1. Their K is consistently better that any others I’ve tried both online and head shop (I’ve tried dozens creeping up on hundreds of others and some are good most okay maybe 1-3 strains I’d choose over a hippo strain but nothing good enough to win me over. 2.Variety is awesome and rotating strains is important and they have a kick ass variety.  Any Jackwad who tells you the different names and strains are a bullshit way to scam you to get you in and pay more is full of shit. I’d Be Leary if they only offer 4 choices (red,white,green, and yellow) or just strains (Bali) (Malay) (Indo) (Meang Da) As someone who has tried all the vein colors in most of the popular strains from many vender. EVERY batch is different and will effect you differently it’s still pretty much a guessing game. But if you want a vender who openly and honestly talks about each new batch, takes the time to educate people just starting so they can have good first experiences, answers costumer concern letters quickly and make it right and finally who shelled out the time and money to make his facility safe and compliant enough to Earn these bitches   
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Happy Hippo and his boy puddles get to keep my loyalty as long as he keeps producing in my opinion some of the best of the best. 

And I love the chart showing all of their strains and what most users can expected  

 
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  2. N @ necromedic: It was, indeed, and very soft. Would almost flow through your hands on a hot day.
  3. Mom&PopShop @ Mom&PopShop: I'm trying to remember what the texture was like.. I know it came in a pouch like chewing tobacco. I remember it being cut up in strips like shredded chewing tobacco too, was that the case???
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  10. xenxra @ xenxra: what do you mean "what happened to it"? it's sitting at the store on the bubblegum rack like it always has
  11. LatsDoodis @ LatsDoodis: What happened to Big League Chew? That was some mighty fine chewing gum. I personally never had any, but I think of it often.
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