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patsummers

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Marrying a girl from the Volunteer State, Tennessee.

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Tennessee. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

 
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  2. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain You should be. Ride high all week till the next game. You have the Saints coming up. 8-6 would be awesome.
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  4. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Pumpkin Sleep?
  5. Pumpkin @ Pumpkin: Picked from the patch, lifted off the ground, and launched to space via hillbilly cannon, only to find myself in the strangest magazine store to ever exist
  6. Pumpkin @ Pumpkin: Magazines stocked on shelves, magazines full of bullets, magazines with toothpaste stains, and now… this. Interesting
  7. J @ jjjjjjjjj: @Stims King Not an expert on the matter myself but have seen tuta and mailfence suggested a good amount in some threads on here
  8. Stims King @ Stims King: suggest a secure email other than proton mail
  9. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: The local sports collective team did poorly.
  10. L @ Layne_Cobain: Dude F**K tepper @tiquanunderwood im just happy he’s been quiet this season finally learned his lesson
  11. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood dude I am Fkn flying high after that game holy shit!!! This team is so jekyl and Hyde gonna gimme a coronary lmao what a WIN baby
  12. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain What a game for your Panthers. Bet Mr. Douche David Tepper is thrilled haha. But that was awesome. Congrats.
  13. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Happy Football Sunday! @Layne_Cobain Chubbard putting on the jets.
  14. cannedgoods @ cannedgoods: Happy Thanksgiving and Holiday weekend everyone!
  15. S @ samortal: Wheres feel_faith_heal i swear i seen them on here
  16. L @ Layne_Cobain: @Hankhill one of the best SB’s ever imo that goal line stance by the Ravens must still be in Jim Harbaughs nightmares considering he’d be a collegiate and pro championship winning coach
  17. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: gone.
  18. L @ lovOFopisndwn: rmp?
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