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patsummers

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Marrying a girl from the Volunteer State, Tennessee.

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Tennessee. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

 
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  1. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood just don’t root for them when we play them next week 😉 lol good games tonight bro well at least the bears packers game should b a good one. Man im worried about Carolina bro we shit the bed losing to Nola last week now we gotta sweep Tampa idk man
  2. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain so glad I stayed up for that game. I'm sort of rooting for the Seahawks because as you know they stole Mike MacDonald from us :(, but they're awesome
  3. L @ Layne_Cobain: Right bro that 2 pt conversion Fkn wild
  4. M @ MCAJB6122: that game on thursday was crazy. one of the craziest I’ve seen
  5. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood @drdrizzy13 crazy Fkn game last night hawks and rams 🤯 ready for bama Oklahoma baby lesgooo also got the Jake Paul Joshua fight at 8
  6. L @ Layne_Cobain: Good game tonight
  7. G @ globby: @drdrizzy13 I think the steelers docs are gonna keep him happy ;)
  8. R @ Royboy99: .
  9. aarons @ aarons: Tuned in on the sports channel :D
  10. D @ drdrizzy13: Probably worse that Brett Favre.
  11. D @ drdrizzy13: lmao @globby he sure did and he looked perked up too lmao.
  12. G @ globby: Perc Rodgers showed up last night baby!
  13. D @ drdrizzy13: I liked Bryce Young at Bama but he just looks so small in the NFL lol.
  14. D @ drdrizzy13: He is actually surprising me. I was pissed when they drafted him. Shaueder threw for 360+ yds and 4 tds I was reading. I was kind of wanting Sanders but it's probably a mess that comes with it.
  15. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood it’s alright bro we’ll sink then mothah lovin buccaneers …hopefully lol
  16. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Yeah, Shough can move too. It was an entertaining game. Sorry about your loss :(
  17. L @ Layne_Cobain: He did @drdrizzy13 my boy is so pissed like you he wants them to tank for the draft
  18. D @ drdrizzy13: @Layne_Cobain Not gonna lie I was hating on Tyler Shough for a minute but he made some damn nice throws against the Panthers!
  19. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood so dissapointing man led whole game and then can’t get some first downs to kill some clock and a stupid roughing penalty puts them in easy fg territory…oh well gotta move on I guess gonna have to sweep the bucs there’s other ways in but that’s the most straightforward
  20. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Looking great at halftime. Hope you're having a good tme.
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