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patsummers

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Marrying a girl from the Volunteer State, Tennessee.

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Tennessee. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

 
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  1. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood it’s alright bro we’ll sink then mothah lovin buccaneers …hopefully lol
  2. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Yeah, Shough can move too. It was an entertaining game. Sorry about your loss :(
  3. L @ Layne_Cobain: He did @drdrizzy13 my boy is so pissed like you he wants them to tank for the draft
  4. D @ drdrizzy13: @Layne_Cobain Not gonna lie I was hating on Tyler Shough for a minute but he made some damn nice throws against the Panthers!
  5. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood so dissapointing man led whole game and then can’t get some first downs to kill some clock and a stupid roughing penalty puts them in easy fg territory…oh well gotta move on I guess gonna have to sweep the bucs there’s other ways in but that’s the most straightforward
  6. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Looking great at halftime. Hope you're having a good tme.
  7. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Finally a solid week for us! Hoping you the same in 20 minutes!
  8. L @ Layne_Cobain: Awww man forgot my niece has her travel basketball game in my town at 430 promised her I’d go guess I’ll be watching big chunk of the game on my phone lol
  9. L @ Layne_Cobain: Haha forgot all about weeden…speaking of old let’s GO OLE MAN RIVERS!!! Go ravens too!!!
  10. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: ROOTING FOR YOUR CATS LAYNE COBAIN. FUCK SHOUGH (i actually kinda like him lol hes old like brandon weeden was)
  11. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: LETS GO BABY!
  12. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood and @drdrizzy13 and all others enjoy football Sunday let’s goooo
  13. Y @ Yaugae5121: Can’t believe Ohio banned 7oh. What a joke 👎👎
  14. D @ dopiedan: mushroom
  15. E @ EldritchMusic: american dream
  16. L @ Layne_Cobain: @drdrizzy13 that’s exactly how my buddy whose a saints fan feels he was hellah pissed after you guys won last Sunday lol
  17. D @ drdrizzy13: Coming from a Saints fan I want us to tank. No reason to win.
  18. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Rooting for the Panthers!
  19. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood i know bro the East is gonna be a sluggest…falcons winning makes it now so panthers beat NOLA and take one of two from the bucs we run the south man im so Fkn excited but also hesitant better not pull no bs against the saints Sunday
  20. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne&Cobain I'm thrilled about that signing for the O'S! AL East is gonna be brutal this year.
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