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patsummers

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Marrying a girl from the Volunteer State, Tennessee.

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Tennessee. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

 
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  2. M @ meepmoopmeep: saying that as a rams fan
  3. M @ meepmoopmeep: The rams are definitely good but I don’t believe they are seahawk level good
  4. L @ Layne_Cobain: Especially sucks the bills didn’t pull it off now since Nix is out and even with that Denver defense predict pats have an easy route to Super Bowl now…pats rams or pats hawks rematch? Perhaps
  5. shoutback @ shoutback: The Hawks look STRONG
  6. R @ RedMan39: Yeah my teams not in it (as usual) so just hoping for good games not blowouts lol
  7. M @ meepmoopmeep: Still a better game than the 49ers vs Seahawks, that one was so lopsided it made me feel bad
  8. R @ RedMan39: @shoutback it was a good one!
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  17. R @ Royboy99: Now all want to do is buy another ticket for veil
  18. R @ Royboy99: Just took a trip on the fishy slopes … black diamond rails what a beautiful mountain
  19. R @ Royboy99: Fucking ❤️👍👍❤️❤️👍❤️❤️ Jax
  20. L @ Layne_Cobain: Man I rly wanted the bills to do it this year (after panthers got bounced ofc) and nix is done also broken ankle bone so Denver will be going with qb2 in afc champ game … some rly questionable officiating also bills game but they turned it over too many times to win
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