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patsummers

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Marrying a girl from the Volunteer State, Tennessee.

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Tennessee. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

 
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  1. rudolf14 @ rudolf14: @etizoman got some of the M×P©P on the way. super excited to read that one. hopeeveryone's feeling great tonight!
  2. rudolf14 @ rudolf14: @DougBreyers sending "get my guy his stuff" vibes out into the universe for ya 🤞
  3. O @ oh be g: anybody do overnight?
  4. etizoman @ etizoman: Hope everyone is having a great day! Reading up on some emmex-peeseepee & 4metmp. Feeling fine! 😎
  5. DougBreyers @ DougBreyers: @rudolf14 so lucky! Today was not the day for me. Fingers crossed for tomorrow!
  6. rudolf14 @ rudolf14: today was the day 😎👍
  7. CnC5 @ CnC5: @DougBreyers 🤣🤣🤣
  8. O @ oh be g: slow shipping these days. 4 letters sucks a$$
  9. DougBreyers @ DougBreyers: @rudolf14 I'm in the same boat, anxiously checking the mail every day, lol. Hoping today is the day.
  10. DougBreyers @ DougBreyers: Or I can make them sparkle if you prefer.
  11. DougBreyers @ DougBreyers: @xenxra don't go with pumpkin! I can make my feet extra smelly! I can have real life stink clouds show up in photos. It's a talent of mine.
  12. xenxra @ xenxra: hold your horses, $125,000 bitcoin coming soon
  13. xenxra @ xenxra: @kemdawg99 admin will prob give you a change if you dm
  14. DougBreyers @ DougBreyers: @rudolf14 I feel ya brother. Just tryna be patient. 🙏
  15. Pumpkin @ Pumpkin: I know members aren’t allowed to trade magazines, but if selling feet pics is acceptable than I’m open for business @xenxra
  16. K @ Kon1er: What’s up yall? Old member but I’m back! How’s everyone doing today?
  17. kemdawg99 @ kemdawg99: @xenxra
  18. kemdawg99 @ kemdawg99: Are we able to change usernames?
  19. J @ jjjjjjjjj: Hope everyone's week is going well!
  20. N @ necromedic: Maybe the real feet we made were the stones we licked along the way
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