Imaginary Girl Lol Yea Right

[Guest]

imagine that?? a new car and my girl and theirs your bikini photo : ))

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[Guest]

Without the apple juice and "DBG" written across her bare chest, I'm afraid you could have just gotten those pics from Google Images. Sorry, unacceptable.

 

[Guest]

So how is her cosmetology degree coming along?

 

[Jewbacca]

So how is her cosmetology degree coming along?

LOL, you're killing me! The DBG one-liner king.

 

[Guest]

So how is her cosmetology degree coming along?

Beauty School Dropout, I'm afraid.

http://youtu.be/Sw9DADUh490

 

[Guest]

lol u guys crack me up..still mad shes not imaginary.... /default_tongue.png awwwww

What bout that stang?? know im riding an young mmm id be mad too

 

[Guest]

lol u guys crack me up..still mad shes not imaginary.... /default_tongue.png awwwww

What bout that stang?? know im riding an young mmm id be mad too /default_biggrin.png

You've lied and mislead us from the beginning, cadillak, nobody trusts you anymore. Until you provide titty and apple juice pics, you're just the liar who resides at our mom's houses.

Now, drink some more sizzurp, Four Loko and take some more Xanaxâ„¢. Then grow a pair and take those damn pics!

 

[Heisenberg / HNB]

What bout that stang?? know im riding an young mmm id be mad too /default_biggrin.png

Why is your user name "cadillak" but you actually drive a ford? Just more proof of Vitalis' theory that you are using google images.

 

[Guest]

Why is your user name "cadillak" but you actually drive a ford? Just more proof of Vitalis' theory that you are using google images. /default_wink.png

cadillak is a pathological liar and a titty and apple juice tease, I don't believe a single word he types. By the way, I searched my mom's house and I didn't find that bugger anywhere. I even checked under her bed and in the secret, hollowed out wall where she keeps all her benzos, firearms and stockpiled food for the upcoming apocalypse...

 

[Slammer]

cadillak is a pathological liar and a titty and apple juice tease, I don't believe a single word he types. By the way, I searched my mom's house and I didn't find that bugger anywhere. I even checked under her bed and in the secret, hollowed out wall where she keeps all her benzos, firearms and stockpiled food for the upcoming apocalypse...

Good lord, your onto this Apocalitic, bunker, stockpiled food nonsense with this nice innocent/guy now.

How pitiful of you, V

God have mercy on him.

Slammer

 

[Guest]

Good lord, your onto this Apocalitic, bunker, stockpiled food nonsense with this nice innocent/guy now.

How pitiful of you, V

God have mercy on him.

Slammer

Heisenberg is already a client of mine, he just purchased a bunker from Alex and took advantage of the free Bible with every order special!

As for cadillak, he's neither nice nor innocent and I refuse to sell him a bunker; I say let him perish in flames when God shakes his mighty head, decides he's not pleased where man has been, then tears us down and starts again.

Repent now, Slammer, for the Day of Judgement is close at hand!

 

[Jewbacca]

Wait a second, you're confusing the Wookie. How can you be undead and a bible thumper Uncle V? I don't remember them talking about becoming a walking, bunker selling corpse in Sunday school. Now Alex Jones, ok, he's perfectly consistent with the walking dead.

 

[Guest]

lol u guys crack me up..still mad shes not imaginary.... /default_tongue.png awwwww

What bout that stang?? know im riding an young mmm id be mad too /default_biggrin.png

No, I'm depressed that she's real. And will be able to vote someday.

 

[Guest]

Wait a second, you're confusing the Wookie. How can you be undead and a bible thumper Uncle V? I don't remember them talking about becoming a walking, bunker selling corpse in Sunday school. Now Alex Jones, ok, he's perfectly consistent with the walking dead.

I'm one-of-a-kind, that's how! It all has to do with how I was killed, remember how I died? Well, when I returned, I felt a need to atone for my unsavory behavior during life and now I spread the good word about bunkers, Bibles and benzos; I'm a huge advocate of all three.

 

[Guest]

No, I'm depressed that she's real. And will be able to vote someday.

Don't worry, she's a convicted felon, she won't be voting.

 

[Jewbacca]

Now now fellas, let's not be so harsh. This Wookie has gotten some of the best $10 blow jobs imaginable from convicted felon beauty school drop outs. Obviously you guys don't appreciate the value of quality $10 blow jobs!

 

[Guest]

Now now fellas, let's not be so harsh. This Wookie has gotten some of the best $10 blow jobs imaginable from convicted felon beauty school drop outs. Obviously you guys don't appreciate the value of quality $10 blow jobs!

I suppose you're right, with the intentional dollar devaluation going on nowadays, $10 is a pretty good bargain...

 

[Guest]

Have you seen the fake girlfriend android app?? She texts you & all. OMG!

I need the fake boyfriend app but they don't have one. Would prefer a real one

 

[Guest]

Have you seen the fake girlfriend android app?? She texts you & all. OMG!

I need the fake boyfriend app but they don't have one. Would prefer a real one /default_smile.png

Sorry, this thread is as dead as cadillak, God Rest His Poor Soul.