Importance Of A Healthy Breakfast

[The Shattered Soldier]

This was originally posted in the personal advice thread, but the Soldier's ego says it deserves it's own topic.

 

[Jewbacca]

I couldn't agree more. Breakfast is THE most important meal of the day. Might I recommend Jewy's Big Breakfast for Dictatorial Regimes? Personally, after I've started my day with a meal Hunter S. Thompson would be proud of, I feel quite refreshed and read to quell an uprising or two!

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

I couldn't agree more. Breakfast is THE most important meal of the day. Might I recommend Jewy's Big Breakfast for Dictatorial Regimes? Personally, after I've started my day with a meal Hunter S. Thompson would be proud of, I feel quite refreshed and read to quell an uprising or two!

I really love the straw, little wide, but nice design. But I'm assuming none of this is yours. NOBODY would crush a pile that BIG. That's like 20 pills! Anyway, the coffee looks nutritious, or is that cappuccino? The credit card looks like it's got a low balance, but high limit, the recently bankrupt Soldier salivates over that. The only thing that doesn't balance out the meal are the light cigarettes. Did you know that they cause a deeper, more painful lung cancer than regular smokes because people can naturally inhale them further? Anyway, the Soldier used to smoke Kools, Newports, and Marlboro Menthols. Yeah, every day was Black Friday, now every morning is Black Sunday (Cypress Hill) with some Havana lace, some troll blood, and Fruit Loops with French Vanilla coffee creamer instead of milk.

 

[Slammer]

Two packs a day of Marlboro Menthols with the filter cut off and imported caviar from Russia is my usual breakfast.

Slammer

 

[Jewbacca]

To brighten up an otherwise mundane Monday, here's a "Healthy Breakfast" blast from the past, courtesy of William H. Royer Inc. Oh, those were the days. A simpler time indeed. No longer can dad neck a couple of Quaalude 300's, hit the club and nail some skank in a bathroom stall and STILL get a restful night's sleep. Not to mention being greeted the next morning by a smiling family and a fresh breakfast as he heads to the office. Dad didn't know how good he had it, or, well, maybe he did, judging by that smile on his face. Viva La 714!