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[SIZE=36pt]One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt] dies...  
 He immediately goes to hell,[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]  [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]where [/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] 
  [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]the devil is waiting for him.[/SIZE]

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      [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"I don't know what to do here,"[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt] 
 says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
 
George thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.
 
In it was Ted Kennedy and a
large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty
handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.
 
"No," George said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."
 
The devil led him to the door of
the next room.
 
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
 
"No, this is no good; I've got
this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented George.
 
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, George saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his
arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
 
George looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."
 
The devil smiled and said...........
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   [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"OK, Monica, you're free to go."[/SIZE]


 
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  1. J @ jjjjjjjjj: @Stims King Not an expert on the matter myself but have seen tuta and mailfence suggested a good amount in some threads on here
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  3. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: The local sports collective team did poorly.
  4. L @ Layne_Cobain: Dude F**K tepper @tiquanunderwood im just happy he’s been quiet this season finally learned his lesson
  5. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood dude I am Fkn flying high after that game holy shit!!! This team is so jekyl and Hyde gonna gimme a coronary lmao what a WIN baby
  6. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain What a game for your Panthers. Bet Mr. Douche David Tepper is thrilled haha. But that was awesome. Congrats.
  7. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Happy Football Sunday! @Layne_Cobain Chubbard putting on the jets.
  8. cannedgoods @ cannedgoods: Happy Thanksgiving and Holiday weekend everyone!
  9. S @ samortal: Wheres feel_faith_heal i swear i seen them on here
  10. L @ Layne_Cobain: @Hankhill one of the best SB’s ever imo that goal line stance by the Ravens must still be in Jim Harbaughs nightmares considering he’d be a collegiate and pro championship winning coach
  11. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: gone.
  12. L @ lovOFopisndwn: rmp?
  13. L @ lovOFopisndwn: what happened to rocky
  14. L @ lovOFopisndwn: sorry
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  16. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Hankhill and everone else. Love the sports talk. Yeah Ray Lewis is GOAT at MLB in my opinion. Both him and Ed Reed are fist ballot hall of famers. But yeah, that last game was painful.
  17. Hankhill @ Hankhill: ravens used to be my favorite team and I still love em, but since I smoved havent watched a game since the superbowl 2013. Ray lewis was a goat fr in my opinion
  18. M @ MCAJB6122: Sorry tiquan I know that must've been frustrating for you but I personally really enjoyed the game 😊
  19. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: @Layne_Cobain Honestly it is one of the worst ravens game I've watched since Lamar started in 2018, taking over for Flacco. Everything that could go wrong on offense did. We were moving the ball, but turning it over on flukey plays.
  20. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood couldnt believe that bro I knew they’d be better with burrow back but you guys just kept shooting yourselves in the foot 5 turnovers 😬 but you still very alive after that win streak
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