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spiderman

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[SIZE=36pt]One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt] dies...  
 He immediately goes to hell,[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]  [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]where [/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] 
  [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]the devil is waiting for him.[/SIZE]

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      [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"I don't know what to do here,"[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt] 
 says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
 
George thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.
 
In it was Ted Kennedy and a
large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty
handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.
 
"No," George said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."
 
The devil led him to the door of
the next room.
 
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
 
"No, this is no good; I've got
this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented George.
 
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, George saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his
arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
 
George looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."
 
The devil smiled and said...........
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   [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"OK, Monica, you're free to go."[/SIZE]


 
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  3. K @ kpax4life: Hell.yeah!
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  6. A @ AnnaSofia: Welcome @jillybeans :)
  7. A @ AnnaSofia: @carterzeus Ronald is fairly new here so maybe he didn’t know what the SB is for. Looks like you’re new to the board, so welcome aboard. Anyway, yes we have an understanding that SB is just for basic BS and light convo. But sometimes people get in desperate situations and want to get advice asap. But it’s all good now. It’s more for safety to not air out certain things on the front page. Anyway hope everyone has a good day,
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  11. carterzeus @ carterzeus: Since when did people start airing grievances on SB? I miss the positivity here. Been seeing a lot of people flipping out. Is it a full moon or something?
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  14. A @ AnnaSofia: It’s totally ok @RonaldDonald i don’t own the place! It’s just for safety and stuff. My heart goes out to you. Lord knows I know how u feel. So many of us do. I’m glad we have people to lean on here.
  15. RonaldDonald @ RonaldDonald: @AnnaSofia my bad. I’m just really down bad right now. And yes we are all over his thread. I’ll keep the SB positive I’m sorry.
  16. A @ AnnaSofia: Thanks @Deepnorth !!
  17. Deepnorth @ Deepnorth: @AnnaSofia absolutely. Sometimes I cringe when I look at the shop box because I never knew what I’m going to see but I think you worded it very well.
  18. A @ AnnaSofia: I got cut off. .. be careful that it’s not some non-verified vend trying to swoop in and scam if u do post “who offers it.” Amd finally, I know I’m guilty but try to keep this stuff to DM’s or the forum threads instead of SB. Good luck Ronald!
  19. A @ AnnaSofia: whoever you guys are talking about I hope you have posted your experience in his thread so people know. I agree with Layne that a brand new vend is more likely to want to save the day. But also be careful
  20. RonaldDonald @ RonaldDonald: @st1ckyf1ng4z I wish I could man. I’m rural and new to town idk anyone.
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