spiderman
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[SIZE=36pt]One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt] dies...
He immediately goes to hell,[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]where [/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]
[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]the devil is waiting for him.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]
[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"I don't know what to do here,"[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]
says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a
large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty
handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.
"No," George said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."
The devil led him to the door of
the next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got
this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, George saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his
arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
George looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said........... [/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]
[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"OK, Monica, you're free to go."[/SIZE]
He immediately goes to hell,[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]where [/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]
[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]the devil is waiting for him.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]
[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"I don't know what to do here,"[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]
says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a
large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty
handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.
"No," George said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."
The devil led him to the door of
the next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got
this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, George saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his
arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
George looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said........... [/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]
[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"OK, Monica, you're free to go."[/SIZE]
Those were by and far the best teams this season. That Elite D will just stifle mofos. And ya gotta give Darnold his flowers for taking care of the football. That was professional.