Justice

spiderman

Member
Joined
Sep 11, 2014
Messages
177
[SIZE=36pt]One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt] dies...  
 He immediately goes to hell,[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]  [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]where [/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] 
  [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]the devil is waiting for him.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt] 
      [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"I don't know what to do here,"[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt] 
 says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
 
George thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.
 
In it was Ted Kennedy and a
large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty
handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.
 
"No," George said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."
 
The devil led him to the door of
the next room.
 
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
 
"No, this is no good; I've got
this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented George.
 
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, George saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his
arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
 
George looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."
 
The devil smiled and said...........
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt] [/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt] 

 
   [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"OK, Monica, you're free to go."[/SIZE]


 
Drugbuyersguide Shoutbox
  1. Realbenzeyes @ Realbenzeyes: Who thinks Miami stands a chance vs either team (Oregon or Indiana) my bet is Indiana but you never know
  2. S @ sporidicus: delete this though, if it's the wrong place
  3. S @ sporidicus: sorry I don't think I know what this is for. but It's the #4 edition
  4. kemdawg99 @ kemdawg99: @sporidicus reddit maybe? What mag?
  5. kemdawg99 @ kemdawg99: Anyone heard of ethyl midazolam, cyclopropyl midazolam or ethyl flualprazolam?
  6. D @ dhertz9192@gm: Delete
  7. Thoth @ Thoth: @sporidicus honestly depends on the mag. Read read read read the forum
  8. Thoth @ Thoth: CFP needs more of an NBA or MLB playoff structure but that would be hard to structure. Divisions inside Leagues
  9. S @ sporidicus: or is there a better place on the forum to ask
  10. S @ sporidicus: can anyone help me with a chemistry problem? someone purposefully poured powdered sugar into my mag, i need to see if i can clean it off. any chemists here?
  11. M @ meepmoopmeep: agreed
  12. D @ drdrizzy13: Yea it will be tough but I think they might just have enough. I guess we will see what tomorrrow night?
  13. M @ meepmoopmeep: if miami can take down ohio then anything can happen, lmao
  14. M @ meepmoopmeep: i feel like they deserve it after all of the drama. at the same time though, Indiana is extremely good and will be a mountain for Ole Miss to climb if they make it to the championship game
  15. D @ drdrizzy13: I wouldn't mind seeing Ole Miss win either out of the teams that are left.
  16. M @ meepmoopmeep: Ole Miss has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and win a championship without Kiffin
  17. M @ meepmoopmeep: I have a vendetta against Miami so I’m hoping its Indiana v Ole Miss
  18. M @ meepmoopmeep: Who’s making it to the CFP championship?
  19. R @ Royboy99: Helllsss yeah Boys JAX review in
  20. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood sorry brother that’s a tough pill to swallow fuck
Back
Top