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[SIZE=36pt]One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt] dies...  
 He immediately goes to hell,[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]  [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]where [/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] 
  [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]the devil is waiting for him.[/SIZE]

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      [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"I don't know what to do here,"[/SIZE][SIZE=36pt] 
 says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
 
George thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.
 
In it was Ted Kennedy and a
large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty
handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.
 
"No," George said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."
 
The devil led him to the door of
the next room.
 
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
 
"No, this is no good; I've got
this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented George.
 
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, George saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his
arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
 
George looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."
 
The devil smiled and said...........
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   [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]"OK, Monica, you're free to go."[/SIZE]


 
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  9. T @ tylerderrden: Dunno
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  11. D @ drdrizzy13: LSU is trash and has always been trash but a night game in death valley is unlike anything I've experienced. Except the first game back to the superdome reopened after Katrina destroyed it. Everybody was crying and drunk as shit lol. All time favorite in person sports moment ever.
  12. M @ meepmoopmeep: Kiffin is a traitor and he and LSU deserve each other since they’re both complete trash
  13. D @ drdrizzy13: yea he's a joke lol. Can't stand him.
  14. L @ Layne_Cobain: You know who rly sucks…lane kiffin 😂 dude is all that’s wrong with college sports or at least a big chunk of it…and he lied about being told he could still coach ole miss in the playoffs
  15. D @ drdrizzy13: Hey at least Ole Miss got in. I can't stand LSU. They really sucked this year.
  16. M @ meepmoopmeep: as an A&M fan I’m content with us missing the SECCG for that reason. Georgia about to fuck Alabama up
  17. D @ drdrizzy13: Yeah I agree if bama loses I think they are out. That would be 3 losses. I don't see a 3 loss team getting in this year.
  18. L @ Layne_Cobain: Yeah that’s why sark was pleading his case about that Texas shouldn’t be punished for scheduling a non conference game against the best team and losing if they hadn’t done that they’d probably be in but oh well way it goes there’s always gonna be a few teams who get robbed or feel they got robbed even with a 12 team playofff…if bama loses to Georgia I’d think they’d be out but who knows
  19. D @ drdrizzy13: Alabama also lost to Florida State pretty bad. Whom Florida beat. I just think if they didn't decide to play ohio state the first game. They would be in with 2 losses instead of Alabama.
  20. M @ meepmoopmeep: @drdrizzy13 Texas lost to Florida of all teams, they weren’t heading for the playoffs anyways imo. At least not this year
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