If someone said here ya go bro choose a bottle of ksalols or theses Stones and Upjohns just brought down by Moses from Mt. Sanai, but before I could decide, let along catch, the stones lay smashed on the ground but the Upjohns were somehow caught, gleaming in my hand with a light no eye could look upon them without being blinded. Hence from that day onward the westerns have created and controlled the Upjohn, taking it's famous "football" moniker after Broadway Joe Namath when he was known to knock back some cold ones at his New Bar. Ol' Broadway.xouldnt sit still long before he reached in his pocket and found a bottle of purple pills he said plum blank like footballs. He soon broke out the purple Upjohns and Namath and the boys where having more fun on the bar top kickin' and blocking to the other sides goal line then they'd had on the gridiron in a while. And of course this became the beginnings of a grade school game still played to this day. One side flicks the Upjohn football as close as he can to the edge of the defenders side and then try and kick an Upjohn field goal though the uprights.
Ksalols on the other hand were built simple, beautiful and tough (a work of art if I must say my self). Just like our Eastern Cousins, their sticking to tradition, simplicity and beauty is unparalleled. They have just the right amount of active ingredient and hold a special place in my heart. But truthfully folks if you are ever fortunate to put a thousand ksalols in a big Excedrin or ibuprofen bottle you can go from school desk football to a 3x3 live game. Whether you you like to run the quarter back option or throw it down the field. Regardless, at the end of the game you will not have a cracked Ksalol or even some dust at the bottom for that matter.
I know they say company names, just take over company names, like pfizer took over Upjohn, but those of us been around the block know better,........if I'd have my rathers.......give me a Purple Upjohn any day of the week.
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