I used to be a member of a forum many years ago that had a corner race, where basically the winner was the poster who obtained the first post as the forum post clicked onto the next page. The race ran for about 10 years and had countless millions of posts.
I plan to lose because I never win anyway, bu what the hell, I like free shit, as long as I don't lose my virgin soul if I lose. Tacos would be great. Thank you!!!!