Maybe the brits would get this

colorblind

colorblind

Member
Joined
Apr 6, 2017
Messages
16
Three Englishmen are getting wasted in a pub when they Spot an Irishman sitting off in the corner.

For a little amusement, one of the Englishmen approaches him. "Did y'know that St. Patrick was a sissy?" he asks. "Oh, no, I dinnae know that," the Irishman replies. "Thank ye."

The man returns to his friends, complaining that he hadn't gotten a rise out of him. The second Englishman decides to try. "Hey did y'know then that St. Patrick was a transvestite?" he asks. "Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye for the info," the Irishman responds.

The second man returns to his friends, amazed that he, too, hasn't gotten to this guy. The third man thinks he has the solution. "Did y'know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?" "Oh, no. I hadn't heard that," said the Irishman. "But I believe that's what y'r friends have been trying to tell me."

 
uo8FaZk.jpg

 ​

@colorblind    BwaHaHaHa..😊​
 
I claim to be an Anglophile, largely because those in the "Mother Country" seem to speak intellegently. But when I hear things like "the army are marching" or "the family are in mourning", it makes me wonder just who am in charge of the rulz of grammar over thar. Americans do quite well at eroding the beauty and precision of the English language, but I am used to American usage of the language...singular noun, singular verb. Simple, no guessing. What be the writed grammar (my grammar died of liver failure years ago) rule that determines verb usagulation o'var?

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Drugbuyersguide Shoutbox
  1. moai @ moai: @MorphineOrfan how fucking stupid is this shit. We better see some new shit come out, I’m most upset about banning regular kratom because really? Millions of people have got off hard opioids with it. They must want everyone on methadone instead.
  2. F @ frankie dicks: Gil
  3. F @ frankie dicks: Ghb
  4. Gulp2788 @ Gulp2788: If bans were done to logic so much of what is illegal now would end up prescription only and I think the powers that be react faster than they think... if they think at all
  5. MorfineOrfan @ MorfineOrfan: They aren't specifically targeting SR and 7oh
  6. MorfineOrfan @ MorfineOrfan: @RiftChems well sr-17018 is an orphine analogue after all, and they are banning all orphines so that makes sense. Orphines are spiking the OD death rates majorly these past few months.
  7. AlHoffman69 @ AlHoffman69: CANDYMAN ramnemnber thta is will be conme relevenaent soon :alien: :cool: :cool: :cool: 🤑
  8. RiftChems @ RiftChems: crazy they are banning SR17018 at the same time. they know what theyre doing.
  9. nameofuser11 @ nameofuser11: The ban of 7oh is gonna have a lot of people needing help soon. Assuming they do ban instead of regulate like they should
  10. AlHoffman69 @ AlHoffman69: shout out to all our vets and citizens this is our day of pride love all of ya 🌭
  11. st1ckyf1ng4z @ st1ckyf1ng4z: Happy Independence Day my fellow DBG Americans!
  12. novedexrex @ novedexrex: Somebody has a potential gold mine there.
  13. novedexrex @ novedexrex: 7-oh
  14. moai @ moai: @Rod Swanson what about it
  15. R @ Rod Swanson: Pyrazolam
  16. moai @ moai: 7-OH, Kratom itself, are now banned in my state. I’m dependent on 7oh and don’t have much left. I’m going to need SR-17018 or something ASAP, I’ve been needing to get off anyway, but I’m begging anyone to help me in one direction or another.
  17. AlHoffman69 @ AlHoffman69: His dbg name, last name is Prophet full name on his email is "Dean Prophet" SCAMMER he ussed my dbg pofile to ty toi scam hr sood for her shde already knoew me and knew it was not jy witintg or tyoe
  18. AlHoffman69 @ AlHoffman69: I greately appreciate the support and messages form all the FOR ALL THE SUPPORT
  19. B @ bromadeitpam: Is the man
  20. B @ bromadeitpam: Fingerofgod
Back
Top