Merry Christmas (Official Thread)

"Have a very merry Christmas

And a happy New Year.

Let's hope it's a good one

Without any fear."

 
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse...Mom at the whore house and dad smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass...When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece to see what's the matter...Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick...He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the fucker had fell...He filled our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer...He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart...He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all and have a hell of a night !!!

Merry Christmas All!

 
headbanger said:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse...Mom at the whore house and dad smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass...When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece to see what's the matter...Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick...He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the fucker had fell...He filled our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer...He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart...He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all and have a hell of a night !!!

Merry Christmas All!
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That is just...so YOU!

 
OMG HB, that was great. 👍

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Merry Christmas to all the DGB peeps!

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headbanger said:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse...Mom at the whore house and dad smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass...When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece to see what's the matter...Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick...He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the fucker had fell...He filled our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer...He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart...He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all and have a hell of a night !!!

Merry Christmas All!
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I love it..!!

Happy Holidays to everyone on Planet DBG! Everyone stay warm and medicated!

-YB

 
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