Please be patient with the newbie but great to finally get active on this site. Hopefully my ignorance won't get me thrown out and that I'm even posting this in the right place.
Welcome @Robbie! Don't worry, we don't bite! Acquaint yourself with the rules, sight layout. Maybe give the quoted info for new members thread pinned in this section too. As I says, don't worry, you have much grace and we have many knowledgeable members here also!