Greetings Punaboy98,
Im thinking that you may have been born in 98'?? That makes me feel very old. I was in The Wayfarers on London Rd, Kettering (I'm not plugging the pub, altho it's a damn good Pint ), I was but a boy back then with several pints in my belly and a smile in my heart!! Wow, I remember the whole David Beckham/Diego Simeone incident and then having to walk out of the pub and cross a busy main road for a quick pee in the Hedge and then back going back to the football; their own toilets being unusable by now. Simeone gets Beckham sent off, those shiftyDudes, Arggghhhhh and then memories of childhood come back!!
I would have peed against the front window of the pub if every other guy had been doing the same, because and everyone understands this, (and if they don't, then they better learn some damn respect) I am an Englishman, if We're playing in the World Cup I am by birthright, promoted from a brave patriot of the Bulldog Spirit to a Demi-God and this needs to be respected!! I am now an automatic master at soccer tactical resources, an oracle amongst my peers. I know everything that these guys in my team should be doing right now and arent. "Why do they keep dropping back?? Get in that box before they see it coming. You are shite Heskey, you fucking are!!".
I am a man who will flaunt English Law if it promises better. (as an English gent, the dirty name of 'Napoleon' should never be mentioned In my presence. I operate in a similar fashion to the corsican funny man, that's what Napoleon did right?? (He did Stand-up, I think he looked a wee bit like Noel Fielding).
I also acknowledge that the petty criminal inside me, (not so petty really, some are crimes of sheer Genius, like the theft of a box full of Pepperami's from a Funky Co-Op) has to come out of a pub and pee across the street for convenience, all the times there's mums and kids around because all the other lads are doing it. So Hey, Wahey!!!!
It's been a pleasure to meet you Punaboy, I hope that we can chat some more, please, any advice that you need, particularly when it comes to Benzo's. I know a great deal about these drugs and I want to help all that I can, I'm not medically trained and I can't diagnose etc, but I can tell you how to handle quantities, the comedowns, the prices and any difficulty that you may be having with Generic/Brand names and also street drugs, Im more than able to help you out Dude. Please get in touch at anytime should you need my Help, there's never a wrong time, so let me know!! Peace Out Dude
OK Ive written another essay, Great, Take Care Punaboy 98!!