Damn man, finally find(and make it in time) to an offer of free samples and I don’t qualify for FREE


Just my fuckin luck eh. I’m not gonna ask you to bend your rules, but if you do happen to make an exception I’m going to throw out that I’m a straight fiend for the OD$ and I really like your prices. I also honestly love to type and could sell fire to Satan - I can write a hell of a review. And if you’re legit and stick around we could definitely have a lasting business relationship. Not to be pushy, but a sample that tests well with your prices would be more than enough to convince me place a larger order ASAP.
That’s not to say I won’t as soon as I hear positive reviews from paid customers, but it’ll kick things off much faster. I’m sure you’re not hurting for business, but I am kind of hurting for a better supply and I’ll leave it at this - if you decide to act on good faith you’ll have a return customer for as long as you’re around.
I sound like a damn vulture but fuck it, I really want this sample and for this supply to work out lol.