Something To Make You Laugh

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My parents spanked me as a child. I now suffer from a syndrome called "Respect for Others." /default_laugh.png

I saw this and thought I would share it. It cracked me up.

 
Lmao nice one. Everyone my age was spanked if we got out of line when we were younger. Don't think I could bring myself to do it to my daughter though. She has me right where she wants me

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Just read this on fb today as well lol

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I think they make a pill for that /default_biggrin.png

 
My god now I have a reason for being so fucked up thank you!

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I have a fucking disease now I can call it now I can get away with anything

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I'm sorry I won't go on but it reminds me of South Park when Stan has alcoholism and says he has a disease and needs to drink He goes to the bloody virgin or whatever and says moving through alcoholic here with a disease I have to drink so this is my excuse now, thanks so much for bringing to my attention. Giving the label if disease lets you get away with murder, jk!

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