Something To Make You Laugh

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My parents spanked me as a child. I now suffer from a syndrome called "Respect for Others." /default_laugh.png

I saw this and thought I would share it. It cracked me up.

 
Lmao nice one. Everyone my age was spanked if we got out of line when we were younger. Don't think I could bring myself to do it to my daughter though. She has me right where she wants me

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Just read this on fb today as well lol

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I think they make a pill for that /default_biggrin.png

 
My god now I have a reason for being so fucked up thank you!

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I have a fucking disease now I can call it now I can get away with anything

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I'm sorry I won't go on but it reminds me of South Park when Stan has alcoholism and says he has a disease and needs to drink He goes to the bloody virgin or whatever and says moving through alcoholic here with a disease I have to drink so this is my excuse now, thanks so much for bringing to my attention. Giving the label if disease lets you get away with murder, jk!

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  1. moai @ moai: @MrFuszy needles in your vein or even getting a shot in your delt? I’m not even on steroids but I inject peptides and glutathione into fat and muscle in my shoulders and glutes. Or even peptide syringes are so tiny brother literally 5/16” 31g is so small you don’t feel it. And you just pinch some fat on your stomach or butt and the rest you can easily find out on internet/youtube
  2. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Yo @Candyshop whats a good song you love thar ive probably never heard?
  3. Candyshop @ Candyshop: zombie is for sure in my head I need another hour before I attack the dat
  4. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Zombie, zombie, in your head in your head zombie
  5. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Srry its been stuck in my head
  6. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: *its a song by sloppy seconds*
  7. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: The candyman makes everything he satisfied all little sons of bitches , ohhh candymany
  8. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: *silicone* thats what theyre called
  9. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Im gonna buy those like rubber ones from now own! I need retard proof pipes and bonds and shit because im only gonna drop them and it always a matter of time
  10. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Frowny faces all around. :(!
  11. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: I'm cheating on it and you know this existing and going through my day and whatever and like 4 hours later I'm laying in bed and I'm like where is it so I get up and when I get up guess what fell and hit the ground and shattered
  12. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Dudes i swear i got so pissed off last night, my basass brans new pipe comes in the mailz and im all wooohoo!
  13. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: But yeah like i was saying @moai i would be down with them but i am like terrified of needles
  14. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Tf
  15. MrFuszy @ MrFuszy: Every damn day my Internet goes out at the same freaking time
  16. R @ runbee: @moai don’t want increase in tumor size in case I have any lol
  17. Candyshop @ Candyshop: finally got done with packaging and lfintingldtage time to hit the track good night fam
  18. moai @ moai: @JackOBlades wym?
  19. JackOBlades @ JackOBlades: K mags are ch
  20. moai @ moai: @MrFuszy test and anavar are AAS (androgenic anabolic steroids) and reta aka r3tatrut1de is a peptide for weight loss. I have a ton but not using it rn for personal reasons (long story). So he is using the testosterone and anavar for muscle, with the reta for simultaneous weight loss.
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