Study Links Homosexuality to Eating Grits

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Now, you are more likely to have homosexual children if you eat grits. 

For the record, both of my adult children are normal, heterosexual young adults. 

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People have lost their damned minds.

Study Links Homosexuality to Eating GritsScientists at Stanford University released a study today showing that men who regularly eat grits are 70 percent more likely to have gay children.

The prospective cohort study, published in Nature Medicine, followed 15,000 volunteers for 30 years to determine the influence of parental diet on the development of childhood illnesses.

Although the study did find some connection between the maternal intake of sugar during pregnancy and childhood obesity, the most surprising finding was that fathers who ate grits had a much greater chance of having a gay child.

“We were shocked when we ran the data,” says Edmund Bergler, the lead researcher on the project. "But we controlled for every variable. We triple-checked every calculation. And it turned out that eating grits makes your kids gay.”

After investigating further, the scientists discovered that chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin, which acts as a free radical inside a man’s testes and damages his sperm’s DNA.

That DNA damage is passed onto the child and researchers believe it is responsible for the later development of homosexuality.

“Gay people like to say that they are born that way, and they are right,” he explains. "The DNA damage that causes homosexuality happens much earlier, even before conception.

"Homosexuality is a choice. But it's the father's choice. What he eats  for breakfast determines the orientation of his child."

Another scientist on the study says if parents want to minimize their risk of having a gay child they need to avoid certain foods.

“Grits have the highest homotonin levels. Its off the charts," he explains. "However foods like sweet tea, biscuits, chicken-fried steak, and cornbread also have very significant amounts.”

A spokesperson for Quaker Oats, a leading maker of instant grits said they had no comment on the study.

A representative of Cracker Barrel, a Southern restaurant chain, says that orders for grits have dropped almost 40 percent since the study was released.

 
homotonin, haha! who created that word??? omg this article is such hogwash.  Is this is a trash paper?

 
Omg...homosexuality is not a DNA "defect".  It is not a "defect" PERIOD!

 
recently reading an article regarding the homosexuality gene. Apparently, the older the woman is when she has a child, or the more children a woman has, the more likely her younger children will be to posess the homosexual gene. Apparently, because only 50 percent of every childs molecular genetic makeup belongs to the mother,overtime, the mothers body begins to view the embryo as a foreign antigen and therefore somehow a mutation occurs. Similar to the body rejecting an organ donor. this is the science behind it. With regards to common sense, it would seem as though the more children a woman produces, the less likely her later children need to reproduce in order to carry on that particular genetic makeup. I think it's a pretty interesting view. And in logic's case, the 19 and counting Duggar family will only have God and nature to "blame" should their 17th or 18th child turned out to be less than hetero sexual.

 
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