Testicle Disorder

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[SIZE=24pt]Testicle[/SIZE][SIZE=24pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt]Disorder[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=20pt]A[/SIZE][SIZE=20pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=20pt]wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.[/SIZE]



























[SIZE=20pt]During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.[/SIZE]




[SIZE=20pt]"Oh my GOD!"[/SIZE][SIZE=20pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=20pt]screamed the woman. [/SIZE][SIZE=20pt]"That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=20pt]The[/SIZE][SIZE=20pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=20pt]doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained[/SIZE][SIZE=20pt]:[/SIZE]



[SIZE=20pt]"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen,  and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=20pt]"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,"[/SIZE][SIZE=20pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=20pt]said the woman...[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=20pt]As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=20pt]Again, the woman screamed[/SIZE][SIZE=20pt]:[/SIZE]



[SIZE=20pt]"Oh my GOD!  How can THAT be justified?"[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=20pt]Again the doctor spoke very calmly: [/SIZE]



[SIZE=20pt]"Same illness, better health insurance."[/SIZE]






















































 
 
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