Truth be told, up until a few weeks ago, I used to work at Walmart as a "greeter." I was unjustly fired after I took too many Alps before my shift and fell asleep in a shopping buggy. But let's not dwell on that. I shall bomb that shit place soon.
Nevertheless, at my prime, I could greet 6 or 7 people at once, without even blinking an eye. So it should come as no surprise that I can welcome/greet new members here at DBG too, that is when I'm not stoned out of of my mind.
Hell, I even like to re-welcome members who joined a year or so ago just to build up my post count and one day become the Grandest PoohBear of DBG history.
If there's a will, there's a way, as they say in my former home country.
Slammer