forsirtin
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Ok, I'm really horrible at telling jokes, but here's one for your enjoyment!
A patient goes to the doctor because he wants to live for a long, long time. Here's a transcript of the exam:
Patient: Doctor, I want to live for a long time. What is your advice?
Doctor: Well, let's begin with a few simple questions.
Patient: Of course.
Doctor: Do you drink alcohol?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you smoke?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you use drugs?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Hmmm. Let's see, do you have a lot of sex?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Well, then, I only have one question for you:
WHY THE F@CK DO YOU WANT TO LIVE A LONG TIME?
Have a good day!
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A patient goes to the doctor because he wants to live for a long, long time. Here's a transcript of the exam:
Patient: Doctor, I want to live for a long time. What is your advice?
Doctor: Well, let's begin with a few simple questions.
Patient: Of course.
Doctor: Do you drink alcohol?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you smoke?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you use drugs?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Hmmm. Let's see, do you have a lot of sex?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Well, then, I only have one question for you:
WHY THE F@CK DO YOU WANT TO LIVE A LONG TIME?
Have a good day!
/default_rolleyes.gif /default_tongue.png /default_cool.png
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