What Movie Character Reminds You Of Your Ex?

[99 Luftballons]

My 1st wife...

 

[Jewbacca]

 

[99 Luftballons]

Jewy...we married sisters...

 

[Heisenberg / HNB]

 

[Jewbacca]

That's a familiar look. For some reason, I seem to inspire women to want to rip their hair out! /default_biggrin.png

 

[blueroan17]

My brother & I went to see "Scarface" when it first came out. As we're leaving the theater, he says, "Sweetie, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but damn that guy reminded me of XXX!"

And I burst out laughing, 'cause it was just what I'd been thinking... If Tony Montana had blue eyes (and an American accent), he & the first Mr. BR17 could've been twins!

 

[Jewbacca]

My brother & I went to see "Scarface" when it first came out. As we're leaving the theater, he says, "Sweetie, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but damn that guy reminded me of XXX!"

And I burst out laughing, 'cause it was just what I'd been thinking... If Tony Montana had blue eyes (and an American accent), he & the first Mr. BR17 could've been twins!

I was tempted to offer up a joke about the former Mr. BR17 and you saying hello to his "little friend", but then a vision of my Irish-Catholic grandmother and her iron skillet appeared in my head, so I chose to err on the side of gentlemanly behavior! /default_biggrin.png

 

[blueroan17]

I was tempted to offer up a joke about the former Mr. BR17 and you saying hello to his "little friend", but then a vision of my Irish-Catholic grandmother and her iron skillet appeared in my head, so I chose to err on the side of gentlemanly behavior! /default_biggrin.png

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[99 Luftballons]

Between my 1st and 2nd wife I dated a SMOKE'n HOT 25yr for 3 years...so very sexy so very dumb.

 

[99 Luftballons]

The ladies need to get on it and post some pics of the "love of their lives" gone bat shit crazy! lol

We know you ladies dated some....real....em....winners! /default_biggrin.png

 

[Jewbacca]

Well, I'm sure that Hooter will bust my chops for breaching security protocols, but what the hell, I'm in a sharing mood. Here's an actual pic of the former Mrs. Jewbacca, about 18 months before we split up, taken the day I bought her the Jag for her birthday. It's obviously been a few years, since the gorgeous little lady next to her is now a 5' 9" 15 year old.

 

[blueroan17]

99, I'm hopeless w/ photos & links. Maybe you can help me out? Here's the line-up of my major true loves to date (y'know, this thread was a lot funnier before I really started thinking about what I've done with my life, and who I've done it with -- thanks a lot!):

Tony Montana...Huckleberry Hound...River Phoenix (as Devo Nod in "Love You to Death")

 

[Jewbacca]

99, I'm hopeless w/ photos & links. Maybe you can help me out? Here's the line-up of my major true loves to date (y'know, this thread was a lot funnier before I really started thinking about what I've done with my life, and who I've done it with -- thanks a lot!):

Tony Montana...Huckleberry Hound...River Phoenix (as Devo Nod in "Love You to Death")

Well my dear, you certainly have diverse taste in romantic partners. From Tony Montana to Huckleberry Hound?! LOL

 

[blueroan17]

Well my dear, you certainly have diverse taste in romantic partners. From Tony Montana to Huckleberry Hound?! LOL

That thought crossed my mind as well  /default_biggrin.png.

I certainly hope you find wild variety attractive, because now that I've seen post #11, I'm trying to come up with phrasing that will work well as either a marriage proposal or an adoption request, however you choose to interpret it...

 

[99 Luftballons]

99, I'm hopeless w/ photos & links. Maybe you can help me out? Here's the line-up of my major true loves to date (y'know, this thread was a lot funnier before I really started thinking about what I've done with my life, and who I've done it with -- thanks a lot!):

Tony Montana...Huckleberry Hound...River Phoenix (as Devo Nod in "Love You to Death")

lol

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[99 Luftballons]

Well, I'm sure that Hooter will bust my chops for breaching security protocols, but what the hell, I'm in a sharing mood. Here's an actual pic of the former Mrs. Jewbacca, about 18 months before we split up, taken the day I bought her the Jag for her birthday. It's obviously been a few years, since the gorgeous little lady next to her is now a 5' 9" 15 year old.

Your daughter was adorable...and as far as the ex goes I will put her in the trunk and lose her in the Mississippi river for a moon pie.

 

[blueroan17]

99, the picture of HH on RR tracks is a perfect portrait! Can't see the 2nd picture -- if you try again, I'll make sure there's an RC cola to go w/ that moon pie!

Honest to God, if the Hound had a wet wash cloth on his forehead instead of that silly hat, he would look JUST like my ex w/ a hang-over!

 

[Jewbacca]

Your daughter was adorable...and as far as the ex goes I will put her in the trunk and lose her in the Mississippi river for a moon pie.

That's the best damn offer I've had in quite some time. Hell, I'll even throw in an RC to wash down that Moon Pie!

Oh, and thank you. My baby's still as adorable as they get. Poor little thing is the spitting image of her daddy, but somehow turned that disability into pure gorgeous!

 

[99 Luftballons]

That's the best damn offer I've had in quite some time. Hell, I'll even throw in an RC to wash down that Moon Pie!

Oh, and thank you. My baby's still as adorable as they get. Poor little thing is the spitting image of her daddy, but somehow turned that disability into pure gorgeous!

My "lil" girl is 17 and starts Rollins College this fall...where did the time go?

RC? For that i will throw in an extra...i will super glue her eyelids shut /default_smile.png