You're in luck, I'm what they call a bitcoin miner. You can PM me about any questions you have about bitcoins or check the threads about bitcoins under the money section to ask around.
To sum it up, bitcoins are a virtual currency that is owned by nobody. No government, no bank(s), it's all virtual and quite revolutionary. You download a program that's called a "bitcoin wallet" which is where you store these virtual coins. Within the wallet comes with a unique ID that's a mix of numbers and letters that is your personal sending/receiving ID for bitcoin transactions. The best part about using bitcoins is it's completely discreet. I would not advise you to run to the bitcoin market without experience so like I said before, it's best to ask around or you can simply PM me about it and I'll answer any specific questions you have.
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