Dbg Leaderboard Recount!

[The Shattered Soldier]

Sorry, but my pics deserve their own fuckin' thread!

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[Slammer]

Thank you, much better.

Accuracy in post count numbers is VERY important.

There's no place for sloppy seconds or runners up in this game.

To post is to live!

S

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

OMG that's all I get for my hard work?

Not, how the fuck did you change the numbers around to make them look so real?

Nothing about Troub dressing up like Slammer?

No, can you print me out a prescription Soldier?

Can you manipulate my W-4's?

Can I get a check from Lawernce Ellington (aka LE)?

FUCK Y'ALL NIGGA'S! I'M DO WHAT Y'ALL THINKS AM GONE DO. YEAH, DUSS BLUND!

 

[Slammer]

@Soldier



Actually, I just overlooked all that 'nonsense' you rambled on about above, and zeroed in strictly at the name SLAMMER as being at the TOP #1 with 1019 posts - 1021 to me more precise.

SLAMMER +++

 

[Jewbacca]

OMG that's all I get for my hard work?

Not, how the fuck did you change the numbers around to make them look so real?

Nothing about Troub dressing up like Slammer?

No, can you print me out a prescription Soldier?

Can you manipulate my W-4's?

Can I get a check from Lawernce Ellington (aka LE)?

FUCK Y'ALL NIGGA'S! I'M DO WHAT Y'ALL THINKS AM GONE DO. YEAH, DUSS BLUND!

Actually, I was going to ask how you changed the numbers. Well, actually, I probably know how, but DAMN man, that's as convincing a font match job as I've ever seen. I know more about creative documentation that I'd like to admit, so I'm really hard to impress in that regard, but seriously, that's exceptional work!

 

[Slammer]

Changing numbers is against DBG policy and is grounds for water boarding as to who was in on it with you.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Play safe everyone,

S++

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

Actually, I was going to ask how you changed the numbers. Well, actually, I probably know how, but DAMN man, that's as convincing a font match job as I've ever seen. I know more about creative documentation that I'd like to admit, so I'm really hard to impress in that regard, but seriously, that's exceptional work!

All the Soldier wanted was one compliment. He's a praise whore, he admits it! And getting a compliment from Jewy is like getting 4.11 likes on your post or having 2.0273134 Cohibas (square root).

Changing numbers is against DBG policy and is grounds for water boarding as to who was in on it with you.

Just thought I'd let you know.

Play safe everyone,

S++

They water boarded me for 12 straight days in the war I was in and I STILL never told them where Waldo was.

"Play it safe everyone"....LM goddamned mother fuckin' AO!!!!