Saturn Calibration

Package landed today.

Shipping time : 10/10 as stated before.

Packaging/Stealth : Good enough for domestic shipping. Not sure if it would be good enough for going through customs, but once again it is domestic so 10/10

Product : Haven't got to take a read yet, but I was hoping this would be the white crystalline powder (supposedly the best synthetic available), or the slightly tan color flour-like powder (good synth). Instead this is the yellow crystal synth that has been said to be far weaker than other synths and not the >98% purity that is claimed. I'll hold off on rating the product until I get a chance to do a proper reading.
 
All Around it’s been a very good experience with SC. My first time ever ordering (O-dsmt) from them and right away @giantsquids was very helpful and responded to my emails fast. Once payment was confirmed I got an email from a dedicated sales rep with tracking/receipt. Ordered Sunday and my mags just landed today (Thursday) even with the holiday on Monday. I read 1 page just to try it out and it was on point and exactly as advertised. Read a few more pages shortly after and im very satisfied. I will definitely be placing more orders in the future. 100% legit, good prices, good communication and fast shipping.10/10 overall.
 
Package landed today.

Shipping time : 10/10 as stated before.

Packaging/Stealth : Good enough for domestic shipping. Not sure if it would be good enough for going through customs, but once again it is domestic so 10/10

Product : Haven't got to take a read yet, but I was hoping this would be the white crystalline powder (supposedly the best synthetic available), or the slightly tan color flour-like powder (good synth). Instead this is the yellow crystal synth that has been said to be far weaker than other synths and not the >98% purity that is claimed. I'll hold off on rating the product until I get a chance to do a proper reading.
How did you join July 2019 and are still a new member? I know it goes by post count but surely there’s been more on here you’ve been interested in within the last 5.5 years. It also means you 100% qualified for the free sample considering your account is nearly 6 years old lol

Unless I’m just experiencing some glitch, but it definitely says joined July 2019 on my end.
 
I ordered a 500mg test run Sunday night, and with Monday being a holiday it wasn’t shipped out til Tuesday. My pack just arrived, and so far with the exception of the product itself I’m going to rate Saturn Calibration 10/10 across the board. Squid was helpful and replied to emails promptly, posted a guide in the email on exactly how to place the order(I didn’t quite need it, but if this was a month ago it would’ve been much appreciated cause I had no idea what I was doing). After the payment processed I was almost instantly emailed with a personal sales rep that said they’d answer any questions, though I never emailed them, and also got the confirmation email with the TN for the package.

While I’m sure it’s out there and many have experienced it, 3 day shipping is the fastest I’ve personally had yet and really appreciate the fast delivery. No bullshit or runaround or sending multiple emails with no response for days - I emailed him asking about placing an order and while I cant remember the exact time frame I was emailed back shortly after with all the details needed. That being said, onto product itself.

I just put a very small sample in my equipment to test and if my memory serves me right it appears to be the exact same(eg taste) of my last encounter with the compound. Going to wait a little while and test out a slightly larger one before taking a full plunge, so I’ll report back with a final review of the product in a few hours at most. But all in all, I rate squids and his company a 10/10. I had a few things that worried me, but they ended up not effecting any of the ordering experience or the product itself so I won’t take away any rating for my personal paranoia. The packaging - 100% discreet enough but smaller for such a small pack would’ve been wiser IMO, but it made it from point A to B with no issues so I have no issues with the packaging other than personal preference, and I believe a poster above mentioned the same. Also when ordering from the site it was the first I’ve ever seen of this category that made me click a box for terms and conditions(or whatever it was) and that worried the shit out of me. I thought I was getting myself set up, but alas, I was just paranoid and went through with it anyway and obviously it was not a setup lol.

And my final personal dislike - the bag. It’s not an issue at all, really. Im just a bitcher I guess 😂 I actually really like these types of bags but my fat fuckin fingers have such a hard time opening them.

Assuming the rest of my testing goes OK I’ll definitely be placing a bigger order with squid’s very soon. Anybody else receive packs today?
 
I can provide a review if this possible.
We're all out of samples however I can send you a 10% off coupon. Send me an email if you're interested. We will be doing a bigger discount and half g giveaways for all of our new customers who placed an order from DBG in about a week or so.
 
Final review after a few hours of reading - still 10/10. I started with one page just to see how I’d react to the subject matter. It seemed to be alright, so I moved forward another 5 pages by the tip of my nose. Subtle reading, but present for sure. Waited about an hour and decided to read the next 50 pages by mouth, and it’s been very enjoyable. I have no idea what the print quality of my last mag provider was, but assuming it was of very high quality this sample seems to be printed exactly the same. Excellent reading, and I’d suggest this subject and provider to anybody else interested in this type of reading.

I also want to make clear again any negative things I mentioned in the above post of mine are simply personal discrepancies or whatever you’d want to call them that have not negatively impacted the entire order, shipping or reading process in any way. I’m just a particular type of person but anything I disliked overall simply did not matter, and I’m 100% subscribing again. Quality product, communication, packing and delivery time and everything else included that I again would put at ten out of ten. Highly recommend.
 
We're all out of samples however I can send you a 10% off coupon. Send me an email if you're interested. We will be doing a bigger discount and half g giveaways for all of our new customers who placed an order from DBG in about a week or so.
I sent you an email whenever you got a minute to check them
 
We have taken some measures to improve opsec for all future orders, though we are still only US to US. We definitely appreciate all of the feedback so far and looking forward to hearing more.
 
Hey everybody! I was lucky enough to be one of the people selected to receive a sample, and I’m here to share my experience.
I hit giantsquids like really late last Sunday night over email, about getting a sample of the O-des, and he replied only a few hours later, and by monday night we had a shipping label printed, and by tuesday at 11 the post already had possession of it. Super fast turn around on Saturn calibration’s part, despite me making a couple different errors on my order. They had two people working to identify my mistakes and reached out multiple times as we walked back through my order, and properly corrected my order info. All the while being extremely polite and kind about it, and before I ever had even sent my payment verification. My experience with giantsquids himself and his support team member that helped us was honestly fantastic. In fact, it was probably the highest effort and effectiveness of customer service I’ve ever experienced in this specific market.
I just picked it up from my mailbox today, although i think if not for the weather it would have gotten here a day sooner, as it was showing the expected delivery date as what was yesterday.
It is very well packaged and labeled, and the product comes with an extremely detailed Safety Data Sheet specific to the product. I have not tested this product in years, so my personal calibration might not be as accurate, but I’m definitely getting very good readings from my tests at home. I’m of the opinion that the product is of very good quality, and I’m very much enjoying my research.
Although I only paid to ship the product, I noticed the pricing for the same quantity as the sample, and it seems really reasonable compared to prices I’ve seen in the past.
10/10 I would highly recommend Saturn Calibration as a supplier, and I would definitely use them again after this.
Thanks for the chance to provide some feedback about y’all for the community giantsquids !! God bless!
 
Hey everybody! I was lucky enough to be one of the people selected to receive a sample, and I’m here to share my experience.
I hit giantsquids like really late last Sunday night over email, about getting a sample of the O-des, and he replied only a few hours later, and by monday night we had a shipping label printed, and by tuesday at 11 the post already had possession of it. Super fast turn around on Saturn calibration’s part, despite me making a couple different errors on my order. They had two people working to identify my mistakes and reached out multiple times as we walked back through my order, and properly corrected my order info. All the while being extremely polite and kind about it, and before I ever had even sent my payment verification. My experience with giantsquids himself and his support team member that helped us was honestly fantastic. In fact, it was probably the highest effort and effectiveness of customer service I’ve ever experienced in this specific market.
I just picked it up from my mailbox today, although i think if not for the weather it would have gotten here a day sooner, as it was showing the expected delivery date as what was yesterday.
It is very well packaged and labeled, and the product comes with an extremely detailed Safety Data Sheet specific to the product. I have not tested this product in years, so my personal calibration might not be as accurate, but I’m definitely getting very good readings from my tests at home. I’m of the opinion that the product is of very good quality, and I’m very much enjoying my research.
Although I only paid to ship the product, I noticed the pricing for the same quantity as the sample, and it seems really reasonable compared to prices I’ve seen in the past.
10/10 I would highly recommend Saturn Calibration as a supplier, and I would definitely use them again after this.
Thanks for the chance to provide some feedback about y’all for the community giantsquids !! God bless!
That’s something I forgot to write in my reviews - honestly I like the fact that they even offer the sample quantity as a purchasable amount. Sometimes I’m a bit low on cash and the fact that a small batch is an option is really cool. Although the full G is only $10 more, in the case I only have ~40 to get by still have to cover shipping and IMO it’s just a good thing it’s an option.

I too found it quality though, at first I thought it was on par with the other mags I’ve had but (and it could be placebo, who knows) it actually seems to be better. After a full day of testing I’ve read far less pages than I have with previous mags with better effect. All in all I was impressed enough last night with Saturn and their products that I placed a larger order the same day I received the sample, and it’ll be here on Tuesday. I was a bit worried when I woke up super late today and saw that it was still in pre-shipment, but the carrier is delayed often so I’m guessing it was either that or they were on their way to drop it off as within the hour it went from pre-shipment to the carrier had possession.

I don’t mean to sound like a shill for these guys or ride squid’s virtual dick or anything, I’m just genuinely impressed and happy with their customer service and the service they provided me and want others to know that thus far I’ve had nothing but a great experience with them and highly recommend them. And being a newer member it’s a bit scary getting on here and placing faith in people that you don’t know the legitimacy of based off the word of strangers and a bit of hope, but I’m glad I could be a part of giving Saturn Calibration a chance to get established and I personally highly recommend them for at least their O D S mag. And I’ll be reporting back on Tuesday as well when the big order arrives with hopefully another satisfied comment for more assurance that they can be trusted.
 
How did you join July 2019 and are still a new member? I know it goes by post count but surely there’s been more on here you’ve been interested in within the last 5.5 years. It also means you 100% qualified for the free sample considering your account is nearly 6 years old lol

Unless I’m just experiencing some glitch, but it definitely says joined July 2019 on my end.
You are absolutely right! I completely forgot how old this account was when I posted. I originally created this account looking for a vendor back in 2019 and ended up finding one on another forum. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, and I could've swore I created a new account, but I think I just ended up doing a password recovery. In my defense I was probably half way to sleeping after taking a sleeping aid and was tricked by the "new" status next to my username.

Oh well, I'm glad I could help Saturn with a legit review for a paid product.

As to my last part of my review, the product was a 7/10. I only rated it a 7 because an 80 page read should have taken 4 to 6 hours but for me it was more in the range of 2.5 to 4 hours.

So the totals are:
Customer Service - 10
Shipping Time - 10
Packaging - 10
Product - 7
Total - 9.25 / 10

To me anything above a 9 is top-tier.

I would 100% recommend Saturn as a vendor.

I'm hoping they add some new products, more stuff along the lines of the 4-me-tmp.
 
Order dropped today looks great haven't had a chance to read but looks great. Communication was great order came super fast. Thank you
 
I ordered on 2/19 after @giantsquids was kind enough to share a 10% off coupon. Communication was great, was assigned a dedicated sales rep- though, I did not need to contact them as they kept me updated on receiving payment and shipping.
Received on 2/24. Packaging was stellar.
Everything looks on point. Will delve further this weekend. Will definitely be a repeat customer. Thanks! Love this site, 3 for 3 so far.
 
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@giantsquids shot you an email bud. I’d like to try the 4me TMP

If this is like the 5-6 year ago 4me tmp, it’s the best phenidate there is.

Less anxiety than Ritalin and way less than 4f mph.

I’ve heard the new synthesis of the yellow-ish 4me going around isn’t like the old batches.

I’ll write a review here if anyone cares. I’m prescribed concerta so I can compare and contrast
 
My sample arrived today.

This vendor showed professionalism throughout the whole process. Giving out a great vibe that makes you not worry whether or not they are legit. This is the type of vendor you would want to do business for a long time. I hope to see more products added to the menu.(benz0s!) My order was shipped the day after it was placed and arrived in 5 days. Very well packed and concealed. The product (OD$MT) is smooth although not highest strength out there(8/10) . I Will definitely be a returning customer!
 
Reached out to Saturn/squid a week or so ago to inquire about the 4-em-êê-tmp intro pamphlets he was offering. Decided to place a small subscription as well because he was able to help me out with a different subject I had been struggling with. My impressions of squid and Saturn as a whole are very positive so far! I received my subscription and trial material within three business days, and was impressed with the level of packaging (quite official and professional). The book itself looks similar to the title I've gotten from other publishers, but I still started with a short paragraph for safe reading. I'm happy to report the it reads the same as the other four-me-tee-empee subscriptions I've had as well! Overall I had a very positive experience with Saturn/squid, and I will definitely be a return customer for some other mags as well!

Tldr:
Comms 10/10
Shipping/speed 10/10
Stealth 10/10
Quality 10/10
Donkey approved 😃
 
My sample arrived today.

This vendor showed professionalism throughout the whole process. Giving out a great vibe that makes you not worry whether or not they are legit. This is the type of vendor you would want to do business for a long time. I hope to see more products added to the menu.(benz0s!) My order was shipped the day after it was placed and arrived in 5 days. Very well packed and concealed. The product (OD$MT) is smooth although not highest strength out there(8/10) . I Will definitely be a returning customer!
Are you sure about the strength? If you’ve been a long time subscriber to that mag and have experienced it from many publishers I’ll take your word for it, but I’m fairly new to it - only been reading for a little over a month. The last publisher I got it from, as I had no comparison, I thought was as hardcore of a read as it gets, or very close, due to the amount of pages I needed to read to be satisfied. They claimed about 98% reading difficulty, and I assumed true. Then I subbed to squids mag and while initially I thought it to be the same read level, after a few tries at it I’d concluded it was a bit harder. This particular mag compared to the last version seems to take a bit longer to get interesting, but when it does it gets a little more intense and makes for a longer read.

I know it has a fairly long H-L, but the last publishers mag had a peak read enjoyment for around 2-3 hours, reading out loud(mouth) before it got less interesting. Saturns mag so far has been keeping me entertained for more around 5-6 hours, before I decided to read deeper. I always get a bit nosy, and while it does add to the read it never seems to effect the peak enjoyment level long enough to delay further reading later in the day. I don’t want to knock the other publisher, but if Saturns magazine is a lighter read than I believe it is, then the original magazines I read had a lot of filler articles in it.

Anyway, I can’t remember if I mentioned or not - but after my sample order came I was impressed enough with Saturn Calibration to subscribe to 3 Oh, Diaz - Me Tea! magazines the same day. I placed the order Friday night(I seem to like to make my orders after operating hours where they can’t be sent out until the next day, for some reason) was issued a TN within minutes of placing the order, and it was in the carriers hands before noon Saturday. It could have been long before noon, ID has never once updated immediately for me so for all I know squids team could have had it put out at 7am sharp.

If you don’t count Sunday as a day of operation for delivery, it was another prompt 3 day delivery. Out of Saturns hands Saturday morning and into mine Tuesday morning. Mags came packed the exact same as last time(again there was no issue with the packaging, my OCD just prefers envelopes over boxes. I’m weird) and the magazines inside came exactly as described, and as far as I can tell they’re the same quality read - 10/10 articles in my opinion. No extra magazines or anything, which isn’t a complaint - it was never mentioned, discussed, or requested - just thought to include that as I know some publishers provide extra reading samples to promote the sale of different magazines and some subscribers like to know. But I did receive a coupon for a % off before the order, which I believe was generous.

Another review from me probably wasn’t needed, just wanted to inform everybody again that these guys are legit and I did in fact receive my large(ish) full-priced order, and still in a very timely manner. Thanks squid/Saturn Calibration
 
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