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*Wrote this post on July 6th and the edit update is from July 7th, just posting on here now days later*

I recently just picked up a 30ct of 2mg f@rm@pr@mm from Cabo San Lucas at a pharmacy by the marina. not sure if I should say the exact one but it was in a sealed glass bottle in the box as usual. Didn't need a prescription or anything but it was right across the street from Senor Frogs (the bar).

I took a 2mg bar last night and havent taken any b3nzoss or anything at all in about 2 weeks so I have zero tolerance. It definitely hit fast and hard and made me super sleepy and wobbly. I tried chewing it and there was zero taste at all, and I've heard it should be bitter so not sure if that's a concerning thing.

I took it around 10pm and fell asleep and its now been about 15 hours since i took and and I still feel a bit wobbly and disoriented this morning. Maybe just too big a dose for zero tolerance or what?

The bars have a slight gloss to them and seem to break somewhat easily but not really sure how hard they should be to break. Is it possible it could be an rc? The bottle and packaging look identical to the real one and has the little holographic sticker on it and the paper inside but I think the actual bars might be a bit off as they have an edge to them.

EDIT/UPDATE: Been 25 hours now still just slightly disoriented but able to drive. Took a 12 panel urinal test and everything came back negative including the benzo panel so don’t think it was actual alp in them but maybe the panel isn’t as sensitive to alprazolam. Still think it’s safe to say it wasn’t alp due to all things considered. Also tested for Fent and was negative so that’s good. Most likely some sort of benzo Rc possibly bromazolam or maybe something else like Clonazepam etc not sure obviously. Stay safe everyone just glad it wasn’t something dangerous and I will not be taking any more of these. Let me know If I'm allowed to say the pharmacy name so others can steer away. Thanks!

EDIT 2: Even two days after taking the 2mg I still felt just slightly brain fogged and not fully there still but like 95% back to normal. Not sure if just super low tolerance or what was in it but I am a bit hesitant to go back to f@rm@s now even legit ones lol. But I would love to know if anyone knows a author who has legit alp who can help me out.
 
Most are bitter. Hell, many RC b@rz usually have added bitterants in them in order to make them "taste more legit." The fact that presumably legit ph@rm@ alp from a subscription service that couldn't be more legitimate based on your story (making an assumption here) is...well, odd. Glossy is usually good, but not something I'd hang my hat on as proof of anything.

I wouldn't discount the 2-week w/o anything in your system thing as potentially being false logic, especially since you didn't post any history of potential abuse of said category of magazine. If you've been subscribed to such magazines for a while, even on and off, and of varying titles - 2 weeks isn't going to magically reset your brain. You might pee clean, but your brain takes longer to heal from such magazines, specifically. There's a lot of damage one can do with them, especially if you don't let yourself down easy with a plan.

2mg of @lp is a LOT if you truly have no tolerance. It's often issued in quarter milLigr@m increments where I am from for a reason. Also, if you have a history of alcohol dependence and abuse like I have, you may be kindled. Take some time to read that link, please, if that's the case.

I used to be a massive binge drinker until I quit in my mid 20s. ~7 years later, I was provided thirty, quarter milLigr@m mags from a physician for anxiety and ofc I ended up using them all up in 3-4 days. on the 5th day, most folks might wake up brain-fogged. I woke up in full-blown acute w/d, depersonalized and derealized. It was horrific. It was then I knew I had the condition. I should have gone to the hospital and am lucky to be alive right now.
 
2 amazing posts. I appreciate the link to kindled. I'm glad you both are OK, and I really hope more people read these. Both alcohol and benz@s are sneaky about developing a habit, and both can unalive you without proper supervision in stepping down.
 
Most are bitter. Hell, many RC b@rz usually have added bitterants in them in order to make them "taste more legit." The fact that presumably legit ph@rm@ alp from a subscription service that couldn't be more legitimate based on your story (making an assumption here) is...well, odd. Glossy is usually good, but not something I'd hang my hat on as proof of anything.

I wouldn't discount the 2-week w/o anything in your system thing as potentially being false logic, especially since you didn't post any history of potential abuse of said category of magazine. If you've been subscribed to such magazines for a while, even on and off, and of varying titles - 2 weeks isn't going to magically reset your brain. You might pee clean, but your brain takes longer to heal from such magazines, specifically. There's a lot of damage one can do with them, especially if you don't let yourself down easy with a plan.

2mg of @lp is a LOT if you truly have no tolerance. It's often issued in quarter milLigr@m increments where I am from for a reason. Also, if you have a history of alcohol dependence and abuse like I have, you may be kindled. Take some time to read that link, please, if that's the case.

I used to be a massive binge drinker until I quit in my mid 20s. ~7 years later, I was provided thirty, quarter milLigr@m mags from a physician for anxiety and ofc I ended up using them all up in 3-4 days. on the 5th day, most folks might wake up brain-fogged. I woke up in full-blown acute w/d, depersonalized and derealized. It was horrific. It was then I knew I had the condition. I should have gone to the hospital and am lucky to be alive right now.

Yeah as many people were telling me, the no taste seems to be a huge indicator that they are not legit alpr@z. I don't take b3nzos often at all (or any substance for that matter) and have only taken em a handful of times this whole year, but I usually can handle a 2mg dose with zero tolerance and will wake up fine the next day, even if taken later at night. So being super wobbly and disoriented for almost 2 days after was a big red flag.

I usually like to take b3nzos on a comedown to help me sleep or sometimes recreational once in a blue moon, but I think its good to have some on hand for "just in cases". I guess only real way to know what was in them is to lab test but prob not gonna go through all of that. If anyone knows an author who has some actual alpr@z and can attest, let me know. I'm a bit hesitant to go back to the f@rmapr@m edition lol. Be careful out there!
 
Also the actual pills themselves look different than what I've seen real f@rm@s to look like, but the packaging all looked legit and even had the paper inside the box. Box is just banged up from traveling it didn't come like that.
 

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