Recent content by UberSmash

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

with my current GF = Final Fantasy :) last  GF = BioShock 1st wife = Command & Conquer: Renegade 2nd wife = Myst....could never figure either of them out :)

BIDEN Baboons Intravenously Douche Every Night FRESH

Here ya go... "twerking" should illegal...bunch a ass clowns! and to make myself fell better I'm gonna play this...

Winner? well you lose as much as I have and things are bound to work out eventually!!! I have messed up so much in my life. Hurt everyone I ever loved. I had to make some changes and I started about 1 1/2 years ago. Slow progress. I broke a lot of trust...takes time to rebuild that. But it's...

Ahhh Belgium's produce my favorite Ales. I enjoy...

@JenG. lol...something left over from my ex...she was a beautiful women, a Gator Girl...and completely fucking crazy....she is an RN and I still wonder sometimes if people know "who" is caring for them!

@alley Here is my best guess... @CatintheHat oh and this is what I "really" think CatintheHat looks like...as a matter of fact I know it's true cause I took this pic... end transmission.

Hope you have an AWESOME day! ~Uber

Thanks Alley!! You are a sugar plum! Rome????? ohhhh my! Please and Thank you! What's so cool about that place (pic above) for me is that I took my fist real date there when I was 16. It was late spring and the entire place smelled of Magnolia. She was intoxicating...she is just as beautiful...

You smell yummy.

@Smoka90 I'm with you on today's music...98% crap. Here is one for ya! :D My favorite Pet Shop Boy's song...

I'm an avid nail painter...small feet...no size 10's or anything...YUCK! He sounds like a great guy...keep him :D Ohhh...just wait you haven't seen anything yet. Wait for the massages and mimosas. Next week we have a field trip scheduled for an all day shopping excursion!!!!! Capped off with...