Joke Of The Day

Lmao at this thread. This is far more therapeutic than ssri's. Think I'll make a point of reading some jokes with my breakfast from now on

Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

 
post2.jpg


 
 


 
















































KyYFMKGGQBOUyOtV9YUx8Q.jpeg
 














Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon. So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. Terrific!!!





 
 




I'm sorry... 









I just remembered that we did the same thing.













barack_obama_caricature.jpg














We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States - Twice!!!!!





 





So if you think North Koreans are stupid...










I'm sorry I brought this up . .. . Never mind.






















































 ​

 





 



 







 




 
Last edited by a moderator:
I like coming up with bad jokes, here's mine for the day:

"What's the most cash-strapped country in Europe?"

"The Czech Republic."

Hello Mr. Tumbleweed, how are you doing today? =)

 
I'll contribute, found this somewhere on the internet and the longer you look at it the funnier it becomes for some strange reason.

f33d28ad88.gif


Here's also a video pretty much describing when you send an electronic back to the manufacture to fix; this is how I personally imagine them working seeing it takes months to get it back sometimes.



 
Last edited by a moderator:
Ck1kid said:
 


 
















































KyYFMKGGQBOUyOtV9YUx8Q.jpeg
 














Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon. So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. Terrific!!!





 
 




I'm sorry... 









I just remembered that we did the same thing.













barack_obama_caricature.jpg














We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States - Twice!!!!!





 





So if you think North Koreans are stupid...










I'm sorry I brought this up . .. . Never mind.






















































 ​

 





 



 







 
Click to expand...
Dude, take it easy on "W". He hasn't been president for awhile now.

 
You're right...  if we had lost the war... everyone on the Declaration of Independence, instead of being heroes in history books....they would have all been the first ones hanged. Things worked out for the best.

 
So...a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The bartender immediately asks him, "excuse me sir, but do you realize you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants"? The pirate replies, "Ayyyye matey!!...it's drivin me nuts"!!

 
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?


If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

 
A man says in an interrogation room that he's not "saying a word without his lawyer present".

Cop:  You are the lawyer.

Lawyer:    Exactly, so where's my present?

Ya, it's lame but it's all I've got right not.  I will be back and a lot more funny!!!

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Drugbuyersguide Shoutbox
  1. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Hope everyone is have a good weekend! This 5 apb is Right.
  2. CnC5 @ CnC5: Yes @xenxra knows what hes talking about when it comes to crypto hes made predictions with crypto and the came true dude knows his shit 100%
  3. xenxra @ xenxra: technically i'm aiming for $128k as a more precise near term target but 120k is cool too 🙃
  4. Dr-Octagon @ Dr-Octagon: Happy Fridays DBG!
  5. T @ timyboy: @xenxra indeed :) BTC seems to be climbing as well and your prediction of $120k seems spot on
  6. xenxra @ xenxra: @timyboy prob not gonna stall out til $3400
  7. CalFresh @ CalFresh: @hotdog45 & @Mokachin0 I am humbled by your kindness. thank you both so much for your generosity. This place is truly amazing.
  8. T @ timyboy: ETH going up!!
  9. H @ hotdog45: @Mokachin0 I cannot thank you enough for this act of kindness .
  10. M @ Mokachin0: @hotdog45 tight back at ya! What a generous idea in your response! But don’t forget, you just had your own tragedy, and still managed to put kindness into the world. That deserves recognition
  11. xenxra @ xenxra: @oh be g i have a 10 year track record, @CnC5 can vouch for me. intuition plus experience but don't hold me to it for 100% certainty.
  12. H @ hotdog45: @Mokachin0 oh my gosh I cannot thank you enough. This is so incredibly generous. Sending all the love I can your way, and everyone on this board love as well!
  13. M @ Mokachin0: @hotdog45 check your pms, thanks for your uplifting comment here, prize details in dm!
  14. T @ timyboy: Good Day!
  15. O @ oh be g: xenxra u know way more than me, why so ocnfident?
  16. T @ TheAZMan: @AaronRag sent. Thank you.
  17. A @ Aarfgh: @TheAZMan email admins using contact us button on bottom and ask, if you donated
  18. T @ TheAZMan: Who do I get the password protected forum login info?
  19. xenxra @ xenxra: monero is going to $700 in two-ish months. screenshot this as well.
  20. H @ hotdog45: Just wanted to send some love to everyone on this board. You guys have helped me through some difficult times and continue to. Thank you to everyone
Back
Top