Joke Of The Day

Lmao at this thread. This is far more therapeutic than ssri's. Think I'll make a point of reading some jokes with my breakfast from now on

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Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon. So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. Terrific!!!





 
 




I'm sorry... 









I just remembered that we did the same thing.













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We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States - Twice!!!!!





 





So if you think North Koreans are stupid...










I'm sorry I brought this up . .. . Never mind.






















































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I like coming up with bad jokes, here's mine for the day:

"What's the most cash-strapped country in Europe?"

"The Czech Republic."

Hello Mr. Tumbleweed, how are you doing today? =)

 
I'll contribute, found this somewhere on the internet and the longer you look at it the funnier it becomes for some strange reason.

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Here's also a video pretty much describing when you send an electronic back to the manufacture to fix; this is how I personally imagine them working seeing it takes months to get it back sometimes.



 
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Ck1kid said:
 


 
















































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Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon. So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. Terrific!!!





 
 




I'm sorry... 









I just remembered that we did the same thing.













barack_obama_caricature.jpg














We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States - Twice!!!!!





 





So if you think North Koreans are stupid...










I'm sorry I brought this up . .. . Never mind.






















































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Dude, take it easy on "W". He hasn't been president for awhile now.

 
You're right...  if we had lost the war... everyone on the Declaration of Independence, instead of being heroes in history books....they would have all been the first ones hanged. Things worked out for the best.

 
So...a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The bartender immediately asks him, "excuse me sir, but do you realize you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants"? The pirate replies, "Ayyyye matey!!...it's drivin me nuts"!!

 
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?


If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

 
A man says in an interrogation room that he's not "saying a word without his lawyer present".

Cop:  You are the lawyer.

Lawyer:    Exactly, so where's my present?

Ya, it's lame but it's all I've got right not.  I will be back and a lot more funny!!!

 
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