Joke Of The Day

Lmao at this thread. This is far more therapeutic than ssri's. Think I'll make a point of reading some jokes with my breakfast from now on

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Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon. So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. Terrific!!!





 
 




I'm sorry... 









I just remembered that we did the same thing.













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We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States - Twice!!!!!





 





So if you think North Koreans are stupid...










I'm sorry I brought this up . .. . Never mind.






















































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I like coming up with bad jokes, here's mine for the day:

"What's the most cash-strapped country in Europe?"

"The Czech Republic."

Hello Mr. Tumbleweed, how are you doing today? =)

 
I'll contribute, found this somewhere on the internet and the longer you look at it the funnier it becomes for some strange reason.

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Here's also a video pretty much describing when you send an electronic back to the manufacture to fix; this is how I personally imagine them working seeing it takes months to get it back sometimes.



 
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Ck1kid said:
 


 
















































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Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general. This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership. He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon. So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. Terrific!!!





 
 




I'm sorry... 









I just remembered that we did the same thing.













barack_obama_caricature.jpg














We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States - Twice!!!!!





 





So if you think North Koreans are stupid...










I'm sorry I brought this up . .. . Never mind.






















































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Dude, take it easy on "W". He hasn't been president for awhile now.

 
You're right...  if we had lost the war... everyone on the Declaration of Independence, instead of being heroes in history books....they would have all been the first ones hanged. Things worked out for the best.

 
So...a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The bartender immediately asks him, "excuse me sir, but do you realize you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants"? The pirate replies, "Ayyyye matey!!...it's drivin me nuts"!!

 
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?


If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

 
A man says in an interrogation room that he's not "saying a word without his lawyer present".

Cop:  You are the lawyer.

Lawyer:    Exactly, so where's my present?

Ya, it's lame but it's all I've got right not.  I will be back and a lot more funny!!!

 
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  1. B @ bigblueallda: @scarred14 same I saw it too.
  2. I @ Irishchestzip: @scarred14 i read it too bud, don't worry ...unless im losing my mind too
  3. S @ scarred14: thank u guys for realizing im not schizo..... yet
  4. xenxra @ xenxra: @scarred14 I know what you're referring to now. you posted after me bc when I saw it I literally said to myself "did this guy even read my message?", idk why they deleted yours though. I replied to rift like right after he posted it before I left my house that morning. they deleted rifts original message too probably because it falls under "shop talk"
  5. RiftChems @ RiftChems: hmm weird, who knows whats going on lots of ways things can be mistaken xD
  6. S @ scarred14: and then i followed it up with exactly word for word what i copied from xendra
  7. S @ scarred14: i also said, a lot of people dont like to have to wiegh out their products on their own remember that?
  8. S @ scarred14: i swear on my soul i said it, someone has been deleting my chats or there is a bug that mixes up who posts what
  9. RiftChems @ RiftChems: what lol? Xenras the only one that said that
  10. S @ scarred14: u literally copied this bar for bar from me
  11. S @ scarred14: RiftChems i'm sure given the nature of why most people are using that compound they would prefer non-pressed but i don't see it not selling
  12. xenxra @ xenxra: anyway, huge bitcoin pump coming
  13. xenxra @ xenxra: i have no idea what you're referring to
  14. S @ scarred14: so xenxra u are just copying my comments huh :p
  15. xenxra @ xenxra: what did you just call me
  16. S @ soupson: jpussyboyimmy
  17. S @ scarred14: whats this about latsdoodis
  18. xenxra @ xenxra: @RiftChems i'm sure given the nature of why most people are using that compound they would prefer non-pressed but i don't see it not selling
  19. xenxra @ xenxra: im fired up!
  20. Ketmaster @ Ketmaster: *don't just tell them the textbook symptoms
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