mloki107
BANNED
- Joined
- Feb 27, 2026
- Messages
- 51
Hi, I just wanted to take a minute to introduce myself a bit, because I realize most of you don't actually know me or know my current situation, and it may put some folks more at ease.
I am a mom first and a magazines distributor second. Because I have seven-year-old there are going to be times, like today when I can't get to my email account because there was a parent teacher work day and I could take a minute to take a piss by myself let alone reply to messages. Also on days like this, I can't make it to the warehouse to fill orders and pack up samples, etc (I hope the reasons why this can't happen are very obvious.) It makes it tough sometimes. And it means I can't be available all the time. It is why I usually do my work in the middle of the night, which I'm learning is not sustainable (how the fuck does Batman live two lives and not crash and burn!?) it is also why I generally don't work on weekends and only ship on Saturdays if it's an emergency.
That said, I try and be as fast, as accurate, and as communicative as possible. I try to do this with every email I reply to, taking the time to answer all questions as completely as possible and give as much details as possible. I've always beluevwd in being as transparent as possible, only refraining from sharing details that put opsec at jeopardy. I take my time with every package - your grandma should be able to open a box from me, look at the contents, shrug, and set it aside. (I'm sure she would steal your stickers though. And yes you get stickers with your magazine.) Your safety and my family's safety are of utmost importance to me and my partner and I feel like that comes through with every delivery. I put the same attention to detail to use when I am looking for rare magazines you request or when I look for new magazine suppliers to work with who have better quality items for a better price. This takes a lot of time and cash because I am constantly building new relationships.
Everything I do is with 100%. That means it takes me more time. It hasn't been of much concern until recently when we began expanding explosively on DBG. I'm certainly not complaining, I love meeting all you new folks and filling orders for you. I love your feedback on what we offer and adore it when someone is completely baffled by what they get in the mail. I take pride in what I do.
It drives me crazy that I'm not getting emails read and responded to as quickly as before. I used to be very proud that all emails were read and replied to same day. Sadly there is physically no way for me to do that everyday and yesterday/today is one of those times. I promise my goal will always be emails replied to same day and packs out the next.
It's disheartening to login and hear youve been called a scammer because someone's package hasn't arrived and it's been a week. Or there is nothing on informed two days after you ordered.
I will be clear and I need everyone to please read this and understand it:
I am broke and selling magazines for a living and even with that being true I don't want your fucking money if you are going to cry scammer the second shit moves slower or perhaps isn't going the way you fucking hoped.
If that sounds like you or if I'm bout to waste some of the little precious time I have by myself by reading 5 or 6 long emails from you where you tell me how I'm a scammer because you paid but haven't gotten your item within 4 days (or some such similar situation) YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. If this is you and you have a pending order, send me a dm so I can refund you and not waste any more energy on you.
That said if you do have questions or concerns about where your items are, please by all means ask me what's up. I will always reply. I've been an online magazine customer for nearly a decade - I know how it finish reading your last magazine and the new one isn't even on informed delivery yet. Been there, and done that many many many times. I don't wish that situation on anyone.(And now as a seller myself I keep a stash of magazines on hand for quick shipping in urgent situations for folks that enjoy certain types of magazines.) I welcome your honest questions and real concerns. If you're being an impatient, entitled, whiny douchebag - there's the door. I'm not your fucking mom and these tihs arent yours, and I'm not responsible for your itty, bitty, hurt man feelings. There's the door, fuck off through it.
To everyone else, thank you all for your patience and your continued business. I'm jumping over to the emails now. If you have emailed and dont hear back tonight/tomorrow am, please resend. Emails can fall through the cracks sometimes!
Much love and stay safe always.
ML
I am a mom first and a magazines distributor second. Because I have seven-year-old there are going to be times, like today when I can't get to my email account because there was a parent teacher work day and I could take a minute to take a piss by myself let alone reply to messages. Also on days like this, I can't make it to the warehouse to fill orders and pack up samples, etc (I hope the reasons why this can't happen are very obvious.) It makes it tough sometimes. And it means I can't be available all the time. It is why I usually do my work in the middle of the night, which I'm learning is not sustainable (how the fuck does Batman live two lives and not crash and burn!?) it is also why I generally don't work on weekends and only ship on Saturdays if it's an emergency.
That said, I try and be as fast, as accurate, and as communicative as possible. I try to do this with every email I reply to, taking the time to answer all questions as completely as possible and give as much details as possible. I've always beluevwd in being as transparent as possible, only refraining from sharing details that put opsec at jeopardy. I take my time with every package - your grandma should be able to open a box from me, look at the contents, shrug, and set it aside. (I'm sure she would steal your stickers though. And yes you get stickers with your magazine.) Your safety and my family's safety are of utmost importance to me and my partner and I feel like that comes through with every delivery. I put the same attention to detail to use when I am looking for rare magazines you request or when I look for new magazine suppliers to work with who have better quality items for a better price. This takes a lot of time and cash because I am constantly building new relationships.
Everything I do is with 100%. That means it takes me more time. It hasn't been of much concern until recently when we began expanding explosively on DBG. I'm certainly not complaining, I love meeting all you new folks and filling orders for you. I love your feedback on what we offer and adore it when someone is completely baffled by what they get in the mail. I take pride in what I do.
It drives me crazy that I'm not getting emails read and responded to as quickly as before. I used to be very proud that all emails were read and replied to same day. Sadly there is physically no way for me to do that everyday and yesterday/today is one of those times. I promise my goal will always be emails replied to same day and packs out the next.
It's disheartening to login and hear youve been called a scammer because someone's package hasn't arrived and it's been a week. Or there is nothing on informed two days after you ordered.
I will be clear and I need everyone to please read this and understand it:
I am broke and selling magazines for a living and even with that being true I don't want your fucking money if you are going to cry scammer the second shit moves slower or perhaps isn't going the way you fucking hoped.
If that sounds like you or if I'm bout to waste some of the little precious time I have by myself by reading 5 or 6 long emails from you where you tell me how I'm a scammer because you paid but haven't gotten your item within 4 days (or some such similar situation) YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. If this is you and you have a pending order, send me a dm so I can refund you and not waste any more energy on you.
That said if you do have questions or concerns about where your items are, please by all means ask me what's up. I will always reply. I've been an online magazine customer for nearly a decade - I know how it finish reading your last magazine and the new one isn't even on informed delivery yet. Been there, and done that many many many times. I don't wish that situation on anyone.(And now as a seller myself I keep a stash of magazines on hand for quick shipping in urgent situations for folks that enjoy certain types of magazines.) I welcome your honest questions and real concerns. If you're being an impatient, entitled, whiny douchebag - there's the door. I'm not your fucking mom and these tihs arent yours, and I'm not responsible for your itty, bitty, hurt man feelings. There's the door, fuck off through it.
To everyone else, thank you all for your patience and your continued business. I'm jumping over to the emails now. If you have emailed and dont hear back tonight/tomorrow am, please resend. Emails can fall through the cracks sometimes!
Much love and stay safe always.
ML
had other plans. I’m pretty sure I just live where mail comes to die, so I was a victim of out-of-state reroutes. However, when I did receive my mags…holy shit. I didn’t know that this is what I meant when I said I wanted better OPSEC. At first I was utterly confused, and if I didn’t have such good comms with Loki, I would have thought that it was an elaborate scam. Not only was the OPSEC flawless, I actually had fun figuring things out. Seriously 10/10 OPSEC, would do business again based on this alone.
