5 word story!

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 One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk,

 
sadminion said:
One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....She asks for a selfie ...
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sadminion said:
 One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk, ... to get better ratings 4$ ... 
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 One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk, ... to get better ratings 4$ ... No dye/razor nigh, she cried.

 
five words guys...no cheating lol

 One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk, ... to get better ratings 4$ ... No dye/razor nigh, she cried.  She farts so loud the

 
  One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk, ... to get better ratings 4$ ... No dye/razor nigh, she cried.  She farts so loud the tunnel collapses, and all aboard 

 
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 One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk, ... to get better ratings 4$ ... No dye/razor nigh, she cried.  She farts so loud the tunnel collapses, and all aboard fall unconscious. Body temperatures dropping 
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 One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk, ... to get better ratings 4$ ... No dye/razor nigh, she cried.  She farts so loud the tunnel collapses, and all aboard fall unconscious. Body temperatures dropping , due to stinky wet farts!

 
sadminion said:
One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk, ... to get better ratings 4$ ... No dye/razor nigh, she cried.  She farts so loud the tunnel collapses, and all aboard fall unconscious. Body temperatures dropping , due to stinky wet farts!, hibernation sets in. Meanwhile, alarms
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sadminion said:
One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk, ... to get better ratings 4$ ... No dye/razor nigh, she cried.  She farts so loud the tunnel collapses, and all aboard fall unconscious. Body temperatures dropping , due to stinky wet farts!, hibernation sets in. Meanwhile, alarms

This story going no where fast... would anyone mind if I started over? in another thread... or this one can continue as well
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sadminion said:
One day a woman goes on the train. She sits down sticks her tongue on the window and Raises curiosity. The man in pink polka dot skates towards the bus. He looks at her. He wonders if she likes his clothing.As he is in disguise as a transexual otter pimp.  Also known as Caitlyn Jenner!   Looking rather awkward these days.....  He/She asks to sit down AND talk to people about How to fix her hair.  Wanting a purple mohawk, ... to get better ratings 4$ ... No dye/razor nigh, she cried.  She farts so loud the tunnel collapses, and all aboard fall unconscious. Body temperatures dropping , due to stinky wet farts!, hibernation sets in. Meanwhile, alarms didn't wake anyone; all died.

- THE END -​
This story going no where fast... would anyone mind if I started over? in another thread... or this one can continue as well
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See theme of next story develop below .........

 
Um, it looks like i said the story was going noplace fast so lets close it..

the game is you just keep adding ridiculous and more ridiculous...the story never really ends...its up to us to make it interesting...just for future reference..

howecer i dont like someone making it like i did that, because i didnt..

ill play along aitforit, but the story really wasnt supposed to end...WE are the ones to keep it going and make it silly

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When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap"

 
  When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart

 
I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT.............

 
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When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart, and, "I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT", we smiled, (me from gas).

 
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Yes sadminion. That was my fault...   I will follow the rules   :-)  50 lashes with the wet noodle   and no porridge for Gallon... bed time :-)   Sorry.

 
When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart, and, "I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT", we smiled, (me from gas).  She says "oops doc i"

 
When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart, and, "I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT", we smiled, (me from gas).  She says "oops doc i"(doc) Pregnant? I just met you!!

 
 When I heard the doctor say that my stomach going "fooowap" was a developing wet fart, and, "I HOPE I'M NOT PREGNANT", we smiled, (me from gas).  She says "oops doc i"(doc) Pregnant? I just met you!!

"How do you intend to 

 
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