All about your Ex...

UberSmash

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Might be therapeutic to vent a bit about your ex...

here is a pic of my ex....not sure why it didn't work out. I cam home from work and found her in the neighbor's backyard like this...

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She's pretty, pretty plain Dude, I don't think that you downloaded you pic properly.  That's ok tho because, are you the guy in the pic??  You look like a cross between Robert Downey Jr and Chris Packham (a UK, Television Naturalist)!!  You're very Beautiful  Maybe we could go for a drink?? 

 
I hate to burst your bubble @MrGalls, but I'm pretty sure that's a picture of Kevin Costner. Although I'm sure Mr. Uber is indeed a handsome man.

 
Might be therapeutic to vent a bit about your ex...

here is a pic of my ex....not sure why it didn't work out. I cam home from work and found her in the neighbor's backyard like this...

I want to make that garden gnome baseball bat. That thing is golden.. haha

 
Well, I liked Waterworld and of course, Prince Of Thieves, maybe a drink anyway my friend?? Or you could give me Fifty Million to er 'produce' your next film and it shall be called 'Mr Galls and Uber go for a drink' Umm....drinks with Costner!!  Thanks 2earls, you look like Skeletor xx

 
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