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That's what I'm talking about!No need to pick & choose, you can have it ALL.
Just tell Santa how good you've been... /default_tongue.png
Dear Santa,
Its 99 again! Just wanted to drop you a note and say FUCK YOU for the shitty ass pocket fisherman you brought me back in 87'. Seriously? You fat fuck! I wanted the yellow Huffy with sweet pegs but NOOOOOO you thought I liked fishing. I don't even eat fish you bearded ass clown. Do your home work instead of braiding Mrs Clause's ass hair. You know she was a dude before her surgery? One more thing you attention stealing cum dumpster...Christmas IS Jesus' birthday not the celebration of a geriatric pedophile who gets his nut off sodomizing elves. Consider yourself warned and know if you show up at my house without the shit on my list this year you will pick up your teeth with broken fingers! Bitch.
With all my love!
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