All I Really Want For Christmas....

blueroan17 said:
No need to pick & choose, you can have it ALL.

Just tell Santa how good you've been...  /default_tongue.png
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That's what I'm talking about!

Dear Santa,

Its 99 again! Just wanted to drop you a note and say FUCK YOU for the shitty ass pocket fisherman you brought me back in 87'. Seriously? You fat fuck! I wanted the yellow Huffy with sweet pegs but NOOOOOO you thought I liked fishing. I don't even eat fish you bearded ass clown. Do your home work instead of braiding Mrs Clause's ass hair. You know she was a dude before her surgery? One more thing you attention stealing cum dumpster...Christmas IS Jesus' birthday not the celebration of a geriatric pedophile who gets his nut off sodomizing elves. Consider yourself warned and know if you show up at my house without the shit on my list this year you will pick up your teeth with broken fingers! Bitch.

With all my love!

99

 
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I would like all my friends to be happy,safe and pain free for a day...I also would like everyone to enjoy their time with their loved ones......And if by chance you do not have any loved ones to share the holidays with you always have me well all of us.....Lots of love to all of you and your families and I greatly appreciate all the support and kindness from this community...  It has been so nice to meet so many fine and sincere people here and I thank you all for that...Happy Holidays /default_wub.png

KK

 
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