In the topic of stupid drug dealers a guy in my county got popped with $2.1 millon in schedule 1s in his car because he was driving with an expired license plate.
http://timesofsandiego.com/crime/2016/11/17/man-charged-oceanside-bust-netted-2m-cocaine-meth/
http://timesofsandiego.com/crime/2016/11/17/man-charged-oceanside-bust-netted-2m-cocaine-meth/