Best Advice You Were Ever Given

[Phrenicz]

"Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about, so be kind, always"....

 

[trevor]

Don't get excited life will deal you what life will deal you.

 

[FridayImInLove]

Dont spend more than you can afford to loose!

 

[Roger]

Tie between:

Least said is easiest mended

&

Lay with dogs; get up with fleas.

 

[Phrenicz]

Don't shit on your own doorstep & never mow another mans' lawn.....

 

[Gyre]

And the plummer he said: never flush a tampon.

- Frank Zappa

 

[Qwikster]

Shit once, wipe twice.

-Mommy

 

[PTFC]

Give love freely, be tighter with trust.

 

[yellowbelly]

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer....

 

[Suzie]

The best advice I was ever given was by my father.

Walk softly but carry a big stick.

Enough said!

I wonder if you know that President Roosevelt said this regarding his foreign policy.

 

[buyer2015]

DON"T GET MARRIED!!

I didn't listen.  /default_sad.png

 

[Gyre]

DON"T GET MARRIED!!

I didn't listen. /default_sad.png

Amen 😂

 

[yellowbelly]

DON"T GET MARRIED!!

I didn't listen.  /default_sad.png

I 2nd that...I haven't made that mistake yet...If you want a good laugh about "marriage", listen to Chris Rock and some of his stand up comedy....Ironically, he just got divorced after 19 years of marriage...

 

[Bloom]

Always say please, thank you, sorry and you're welcome with intent.

 

[Suzie]

All women want nothing but your money! They will say they love you to get you marry them, then they take you to the cleaners.

DON'T BE DUMB GUYS UNLESS YOU CAN FIND A TRULY GOOD REASON TO MARRY, KEEP YOUR MONEY AND JUST BE GF/BF FOREVER, THEN THERE IS NO RING THAT SHE WILL KEEP WETHER SHE MARRIES YOU OR NOT AND WHEN SHE FINALLY FIURES OUT THAT SHE CAN"T CHANGE YOU AND LIVE OFF YOU MONEY FOR THE RESTOF HERE LIFE SHE'LL LIKE SHE WOULD HAVE ANYWAY AND THE MOST YOU WILL PAY IS FOR A KID F YOU HAVWE ONE< WHICH Y OU WON"T MIND IF YOU WANTED IT'

AND WHOEVER MADE UP THAT THE GUY HAS TO BUY A WOMEN A EXPENSIVE RING IS AN ASSHOLE(MR. DEBEERS) BECAUSE YOU DIDN"T HAVE TO FOR THE LAST 200000 YEARS!

My advice to you Buyer2015 aka Greg Forbes... next time you come back with a new identity, try to keep your personality out of your posts and maybe you won't get banned so soon.

 

[Guest]

It must be awful to live so angry. I truly hope he finds a way to change that.

 

[Way2old4this]

"Why not go to college? Community College is free in CA, and it will help keep you out of trouble." - My Probation Officer in 1980.

I followed his advice, got an AA degree in Technical Arts & Graphics which provided me a comfortable living for the next 32 years. Never spent another day in jail either.

 

[John Benson]

Let the music do the talking. 

Tied with 

Find what's missing inside, rather than what's "missing " inside. 

 

[whoudinii]

From my Dad:

A ring doesn't plug a hole.

And,

The best thing you can do to ensure your husband doesn't cheat, is to put out yourself. If you don't, sooner or later, they'll find it somewhere else.  

He has many others, but these are my favorites. 

 

[Broadway2282]

"The way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time".

"Don't put all your eggs in one bastard"

"The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one". (Thanks Mimi!)

"Take the best and leave the rest". 

"Trust your gut". 

"If your relationship must be a secret, you should not be in it". 

"To have a friend, be a friend".