Best Mans Speech

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im best man at my brothers wedding so am starting to get the speech together, any advice/ one liners would be apreciated thanks /default_wacko.png

 
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. I apologise in advance for not being a public speaker. If you see me looking down at this piece of paper again and again, it's not actually my notes, it's a picture of the massive drink I'm going to have as soon as this is over.

GOOD LUCK!

 
I really was nervous about making a speech today, so I prepared a few lines and having hoovered them up in the toilet a moment ago, feel absolutely fine.

 
Lol@dave2002. Best of luck to you @Longshanks. Im sure you will do great. Go with the heart and add humor.

 
Lol@dave2002. Best of luck to you @Longshanks. Im sure you will do great. Go with the heart and add humor.

 
its hard to know where the line is as i dont know a lot of peoplr there this best man dutys a tightrope. one of many one liners my girlfriend told me to bin was... while prepairing for this speech ladies and gentlmen i spent a lot of time on the internet where i stumbled upon the hanging of saddam hussein which really mad me think.... is there nothing on the internet i wont masterbate to.... too much? argh well back to the drawing board

 
@gagagirl

thanks gonna have a late sober one tonight and get it done the weddings two weeks tomorrow /default_ohmy.png

 
@dave got ya mate just joking with that post already added your line selection as I like it and as the bride practices law I think il get a few laughs didn't get me speech done last night as I got bad news about the stag do in Dublin. All getting a bit real now squeaky bum time as we call it in the uk :)

 
Keep it humerus, and you can't go wrong. If you can make people laugh even better...Good Luck!

 
@ yellowbelly thanks bud just want to do me brother proud il let yas know how I got on

 
@dave got ya mate just joking with that post already added your line selection as I like it and as the bride practices law I think il get a few laughs didn't get me speech done last night as I got bad news about the stag do in Dublin. All getting a bit real now squeaky bum time as we call it in the uk /default_smile.png
Well hopefully you will be well prepared for the anxiety of public speaking. Just have a good time man and all will be well! Let us know how it goes. L8tr

 
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