1.
House of Cards. "I love that woman. I love her more than sharks love blood."
2.
Breaking Bad. "Science!
F*CK yeah!!"
3.
Game of Thrones. "Your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth."
4.
Billions. "The only enemy more dangerous than a man with unlimited resources is one with nothing to lose. And that's who you're looking at right here."
5.
Baskets. Chip aka "Baskets," the most neurotic rodeo clown ever to clown a rodeo and who still lives with his mom (played fabulously by Louie Anderson), with his maybe-girlfriend Martha at the drive-thru:
"DRIVE THRU: Welcome to Que Rico. Can I take your order?
MARTHA: What do you want?
CHIP: Uh, tangerine Fanta, please.
MARTHA: Um, tangerine Fanta, please.
DRIVE THRU: Uh, we do not have that.
MARTHA: Um, they do not have that.
CHIP: Tab is fine.
MARTHA: Um, just a Tab then.
DRIVE THRU: No.
MARTHA: No.
CHIP: Pepsi Lime.
MARTHA: Pepsi Lime?
DRIVE THRU: We have Coke.
MARTHA: They have Coke.
CHIP: New or classic?
MARTHA: Is it new or classic?
DRIVE THRU: Just regular Coke.
CHIP: Okay, Schweppe's then. Schweppe's.
MARTHA: Okay, just a Schweppe's then.
DRIVE THRU: Did you say Schweppe's?
MARTHA: Schweppe's?
CHIP: Schweppe's.
MARTHA: Yeah, Schweppe's.
DRIVE THRU: You're breaking up. Say it one more time.
MARTHA & CHIP: Schweppe's.
DRIVE THRU: Sorry, I heard two people.
MARTHA: Okay, Schweppe's.
DRIVE THRU: Say it again?
CHIP: Schweppe's! It's a Schweppe's! Can I be over there please? You don't know what you're doing.
[Martha backs up and turns the car around]
DRIVE THRU: Welcome to Que Rico. Can I take your order?
CHIP: Do you have any milk water like a Yoo Hoo?
DRIVE THRU: We don't have that.
CHIP: Anything from the Slice family?
DRIVE THRU: Don't have it.
CHIP: Anything from the Welch's family?
DRIVE THRU: No.
CHIP: Do you have anything that has any kind of Baja blast in it whether it be Mountain Dew, Pepsi, anything?
DRIVE THRU: Again, no, sir.
CHIP: I'll just take a water then."