Blackout Of 2013!

It was harrowing!

I just joined, then wham! Gone!

What do I do?

I tried another forum which I won't name, and I almost cried at the thought of having to use that one instead of this way more informative board!

 
I went to work twice.

Played 3 games of electronic Battleship against myself.

Bit my nails down to the cuticles.

Bought a police scanner.

Learned how to play the violin.

Smoked a dozen and one Cohibas.

Started flame wars with my neighbors.

Placed a huge order with Club Alp.

Ran over a squirrel and what I think was a previously hit possum.

Played with my dingus, a lot.

Wrapped my head in foil and microwaved it.

Tried parachuting, plugging, and freebasing Somas.

Ate crabs and fish from a dumpster.

Watched Charlie the Unicorn on Youtube parts 1-4 eight times in a row.

Learned the secret formula for Alprazolam exctraction from lab rat whiskers.

Drew several pastel pictures of Jewbacca and Slammer and hung them on my bedroom wall.

 
Haha wish I had that much time on my hands!

Was too busy having a heart attack!

And I think I broke my refresh button hoping it might bring the site back hehe.

 
I joined that damn overseas pharmacy forum and got banned after one post cause I said something about what happened to DBG. Thank the Jesus its back online! That other forum can go quack itself. There is nothing else better!

 
i joined overseas pharmacys too lol...........and about 10 other ones just trying to find out what was happening here!!! lol.......I never realized how much i use this place for info

 
I forgot to mention, I also made 300 posts on Topix inviting all of the shills, trolls, scammers, and random jackasses to come join the "new and improved" DBG once it opened back up.

Don't worry, they'll just probably congregate on the Club Alp thread.

 
311nut said:
I joined that damn overseas pharmacy forum and got banned after one post cause I said something about what happened to DBG. Thank the Jesus its back online! That other forum can go quack itself. There is nothing else better!
Click to expand...
Haha damn! They banned me after 2 measles posts! For life!

And I said NOTHING controvertial at all! What the?

And I asked them why, they haven't even responded. Thank goodness DBG is back!

 
Sooo...

One thing is for sure....I FUCKING NEED YOU GUYS! I do not know anyone else in "real" life that uses...no one in my "real" life even knows I use.

To answer your question SS...what did I do besides email the hell out of you?

I did try to have sex with my childhood teddy bear but I kept getting way too emotional...I was like "hey bear!" he/she was like "What?" then I was like "Do you mind if I make sweet, sweet bear love to you?" he/she was like "get down on it, if you really want it!" but then he/she was like stareing longly into my eyes and the I was like...single tear rolls.

you asked

 
99 Luftballons said:
Sooo...

One thing is for sure....I FUCKING NEED YOU GUYS! I do not know anyone else in "real" life that uses...no one in my "real" life even knows I use.

To answer your question SS...what did I do besides email the hell out of you?

I did try to have sex with my childhood teddy bear but I kept getting way too emotional...I was like "hey bear!" he/she was like "What?" then I was like "Do you mind if I make sweet, sweet bear love to you?" he/she was like "get down on it, if you really want it!" but then he/she was like stareing longly into my eyes and the I was like...single tear rolls.

you asked
Click to expand...
You and your emotions.  They're gonna get you in trouble someday.  Probably in a run down Motel 6 off of the New Jersey Turnpike.  Wait, I promised to never bring that up again.

Sorry!

 
WTF!?!?!? just when I was starting to heal...emotionally and physically!

 
glad to see the site is back up! dude, that was weird... must have been some server problems, maintenance? IT hiccup?

anyways, glad to be back and relieved to see that this site wasn't 'compromised' or 'appropriated' by online legal guerrillas! needless to say i was worried.

and of course its good to see all you yahoos back at it with all the cantor! lol

the thread's title subtly sets or names the mood of the situation quite  well. /default_smile.png Blackout indeed!

cheers!

peace out

OG

 
Dude, I rely didn't know what to do as I am not to computer savy, I started checking other forums if there was any info, but nada, even mailed Admin, who's knows it was worth a try!! Bit here we all are again, and as its well put, "Let the good times roll!"

 
Conspiracy therory.  LE hacks site, data mines, sets key loggers and IP tracers.  Comes back up on line looking to build a Rico case.  Work the the corrupt Honduran government to set up a task force through the seizure of "P" (why all the bulk product emails are coming from nowhere all of a sudden... get the posession count high).   Lots of Black Tahoes / Suburbans driving down my street and parking around the corner.  Guys in suits with sunglasses are now behind me in the grocery store.  Too many cable trucks on my street too, with parabolic looking dishes on the top.  Or.... maybe too many purple footballs for me???? Have a great day guys.-

 
Last edited:
DGSB0708 said:
Conspiracy therory.  LE hacks site, data mines, sets key loggers and IP tracers.  Comes back up on line looking to build a Rico case.  Work the the corrupt Honduran government to set up a task force through the seizure of "P" (why all the bulk product emails are coming from nowhere all of a sudden... get the posession cout high).   Lots of Black Tahoes / Suburbans driving down my street and parking around the corner.  Guys in suits with sunglasses on behind me in the grocery store.  Too many cable trucks on my street too, with parabolic looking dishes on the top.  Or.... maybe too many purple footballs for me???? Have a great day guys.-
Click to expand...
LMFAO!

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Drugbuyersguide Shoutbox
  1. L @ Layne_Cobain: Bucs-Texans n a bit of raiders-chargers…I love baseball too bro
  2. J @ Jayplug77: Awesome man, what game? I watch baseball.
  3. L @ Layne_Cobain: Was alright watched some f-ball…What’s up @Jayplug77 how are yah
  4. J @ Jayplug77: How’s everyone doing tonight?
  5. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Tet looks like the real deal. I think Leggette is struggling hard .
  6. L @ Layne_Cobain: Fair enuff
  7. xenxra @ xenxra: yet to be decided.
  8. L @ Layne_Cobain: Better than football?
  9. xenxra @ xenxra: fetish ball
  10. L @ Layne_Cobain: Fetish
  11. xenxra @ xenxra: feet
  12. L @ Layne_Cobain: Carolina bro smh 🤦 I was so excited 2H last season Bryce rly looked like he found it but idk team around him is shit and o line they spent a bunch of money on hasn’t been good. Tet has been amazing tho
  13. L @ Layne_Cobain: I hear you man pulled between staying up and doing what I should hitting the pillow but usually stay up unless it’s a clunker and regret it when that alarm goes off
  14. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Double header tonight. This is when I wish I was on the west coast. I work too early to stay up.
  15. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Those divisional matchups can be tough @Layne_Cobain
  16. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Layne who's your team again! Yeah it took us a quarter or two then it was on. The browns historically give us trouble too, even when they're dog shit and we have an all star team lol.
  17. J @ jjjjjjjjj: Hope everyone's week is off to a good start!
  18. L @ Layne_Cobain: @tiquanunderwood catch those games bro!!?? Your boys feasted haha and mine…they did not lol…looking forward to tonight’s DH
  19. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Hope everyone's good and healthy!\
  20. J @ Jayplug77: Thinking of you today Moka. It’s been a hard one.
Back
Top