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[_X_]

to "fluff" celebrities before performing

 

[99 Luftballons]

the Lion King on Ice.

 

[99 Luftballons]

so they all super glued their ass cheeks

 

[99 Luftballons]

to the car wash ASAP

 

[Denise]

Add  'Detailing' to that wash

 

[Denise]

Cuz these're some nasty mfer's

 

[99 Luftballons]

with their broken cankles all aflutter

 

[Denise]

pieces of aliens flying everywhere

 

[Denise]

We thought it was over

 

[99 Luftballons]

until Stiffler's Mom bought a pair of tant tweezers

 

[The Shattered Soldier]

and suddenly five equaled nine

 

[99 Luftballons]

and fire flies turned my penis into a glow stick

 

[Maybesomeday]

And I was so afraid

 

[_X_]

of riding the rainbow unicorn

 

[99 Luftballons]

so I put on my ass less chaps I got on loan from Jewy

(his hairy ass looked so good in them...way better than mine. He has a grown mans ass...I have a teen age girls ass. WTF?)

 

[_X_]

hey hey control yourself sir, we have rules here......5 words at a time hahaha

 

[99 Luftballons]

rules? Ive tried so hard to get warning points...im kinda like the retarded kid that wants to play baseball and everyone is like (FUCK) but they let him play anyways cause he's a tard...that's me.

 

[Denise]

and fire flies turned my penis into a glow stick

You wish.......  /default_laugh.png

5 words:   You are so damned funny!

Sorry, Hooter.....

Now we can get back to the story.

 

[Jewbacca]

Wookies can't resist your charms

 

[Beranda]

Because ass-less chaps...always envogue