Funny Joke At Time But It's Kind Of Sick Now That I Am Older.

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At the time that I was told this joke, I and the entire class laughed.

I was taking a class on Advanced Adaptive Filter design.  On the first day of class one of the guys asked how are you going to determine what to give out for grades.

The professor then said the best way to answer that was with a joke.

He said "there are two friend walking in the woods and then suddenly a bear appears out of nowhere.  One friend turns to the other and says, it doesn't look like we are going to make it because we can't out run the bear because it's too close.  The other friend then replies back, I don't have to run faster than the bear"

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The bear came up to a rabbit in the woods & asked " do you have problems with you're crap sticking to you're fur when you take a dump?" The rabbit said "why no I don't" so the bear picked him up & wiped his butt with him!!

 
Hi nickiean,

That's actually very funny in a weird and sick way.  That definitely beats mine.  I had to laugh when I read it but it's is pretty sick.

unknown1212

 
doesnt even seem like a joke as much as a piece of advice lol, you dont have to outrun a bear, just your mates. lol

 
that joke is a take on a billy Connolly joke  , the two cameramen are filming the lions in AFRICA ,when a male Lion

starts toward them at great speed. One guy starts lacing up his nikee's and the other guy says to him you'll

never out run a lion in those, he says - F*ck the lion all I need to do is out run you !!!!!!

 
meyerlansky said:
that joke is a take on a billy Connolly joke , the two cameramen are filming the lions in AFRICA ,when a male Lion

starts toward them at great speed. One guy starts lacing up his nikee's and the other guy says to him you'll

never out run a lion in those, he says - F*ck the lion all I need to do is out run you !!!!!!
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Remember it well, Billy Connolly used to be funny back then. Before all the "jobby jobby jobby" :-(
 
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