Funny Joke At Time But It's Kind Of Sick Now That I Am Older.

unknown1212

unknown1212

Member
Joined
May 27, 2014
Messages
412
At the time that I was told this joke, I and the entire class laughed.

I was taking a class on Advanced Adaptive Filter design.  On the first day of class one of the guys asked how are you going to determine what to give out for grades.

The professor then said the best way to answer that was with a joke.

He said "there are two friend walking in the woods and then suddenly a bear appears out of nowhere.  One friend turns to the other and says, it doesn't look like we are going to make it because we can't out run the bear because it's too close.  The other friend then replies back, I don't have to run faster than the bear"

unknown1212

 
The bear came up to a rabbit in the woods & asked " do you have problems with you're crap sticking to you're fur when you take a dump?" The rabbit said "why no I don't" so the bear picked him up & wiped his butt with him!!

 
Hi nickiean,

That's actually very funny in a weird and sick way.  That definitely beats mine.  I had to laugh when I read it but it's is pretty sick.

unknown1212

 
doesnt even seem like a joke as much as a piece of advice lol, you dont have to outrun a bear, just your mates. lol

 
that joke is a take on a billy Connolly joke  , the two cameramen are filming the lions in AFRICA ,when a male Lion

starts toward them at great speed. One guy starts lacing up his nikee's and the other guy says to him you'll

never out run a lion in those, he says - F*ck the lion all I need to do is out run you !!!!!!

 
meyerlansky said:
that joke is a take on a billy Connolly joke , the two cameramen are filming the lions in AFRICA ,when a male Lion

starts toward them at great speed. One guy starts lacing up his nikee's and the other guy says to him you'll

never out run a lion in those, he says - F*ck the lion all I need to do is out run you !!!!!!
Click to expand...
Remember it well, Billy Connolly used to be funny back then. Before all the "jobby jobby jobby" :-(
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Drugbuyersguide Shoutbox
  1. S @ sawganaut: Bitcoin has assfucked me so hard so many times over the years at this point id rather let that homoman69 guy have a turn
  2. Gulp2788 @ Gulp2788: Shobop
  3. S @ sawganaut: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
  4. proton369 @ proton369: 👋
  5. S @ sawganaut: Its a good day when you dont remember yesterday
  6. L @ Layne_Cobain: Woke up this morning…yeah huh, got myself Johnny cakes oh yeah what this morning woke up this morning ah huh got myself Johnny cakes oh yeah uh huh
  7. Realbenzeyes @ Realbenzeyes: *need
  8. Realbenzeyes @ Realbenzeyes: Damn I been to check that out lol
  9. L @ Layne_Cobain: Never heard of one of those but will check it out bro 👍
  10. Y @ Yaugae5121: Highly highly recommend!!
  11. Y @ Yaugae5121: Just a heads up too: I don’t know it yall ever heard of the vseebox but I got a V6 Plus a few months back and it is so damn sick. Every show, every sporting event, it has everything.
  12. Y @ Yaugae5121: The best show ever IMO!!
  13. L @ Layne_Cobain: Oh indeed
  14. L @ Layne_Cobain: I WANT MY MOTHAFKN CORNERS
  15. Gulp2788 @ Gulp2788: dibiditybawkwak wackadackaback woohoo
  16. Gulp2788 @ Gulp2788: @rhodium You too bro!!
  17. R @ rhodium: evening all have a good week ahead
  18. MochaJoe @ MochaJoe: To delete a DM select the ones you want to delete.. then at the bottom of screen, where it says choose action, pick "Leave Direct Messages". and hit Go
  19. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Upping sponsorship I guess?
  20. tiquanunderwood @ tiquanunderwood: Is there a way to delete mailbox messages?
Back
Top